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Veer_G · Mar 9, 2018

Holy high plains corn-fed hookers from Des Moines, Batman!

These two winners were joy-riding the institutionalized talent and apparently let the gate open.

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/s...uspicion-sexual-relations-patients/408166002/

ArmyJerry · Mar 9, 2018

So ??? What’s the prob here?

2ndamendfan · Mar 9, 2018

Hmmm I might have to agree with @ArmyJerry here. For all we know they just prevented the next "mass shooting". Everyone was "of age" it appears.

Veer_G · Mar 9, 2018

ArmyJerry said:
So ??? What’s the prob here?

Uh, Jer, it's abuse of their positions monitoring adjudicated individuals. Surely even you get that. Or are all judges part of the huge conspiracy, too?

Veer_G · Mar 9, 2018

2ndamendfan said:
Hmmm I might have to agree with @ArmyJerry here. For all we know they just prevented the next "mass shooting". Everyone was "of age" it appears.

Mass shooting? They were in lockdown on a funny farm. I love the notion that a dose of pussy is gonna automatically deter a loose cannon from rolling across the deck.

ArmyJerry · Mar 9, 2018

don’t know about a conspiracy but I have not been impressed by our “justice” system of late. Particularly our Judges. Again I didn’t read that they were adjudicated, just crazy. Since when is crazy sex illegal?

Veer_G said:
Uh, Jer, it's abuse of their positions monitoring adjudicated individuals. Surely even you get that. Or are all judges part of the huge conspiracy, too?

Supersubes · Mar 9, 2018

Jerry, the nurses removed them from the facility which they had been placed at under court order, due to their mental illness. The sex is just the more sensational sideshow here.

P-Squared · Mar 9, 2018

Veer_G said:
Mass shooting? They were in lockdown on a funny farm. I love the notion that a dose of pussy is gonna automatically deter a loose cannon from rolling across the deck.

I don't know doc, when you're staring at that little pink beaver, I don't think that's crazy

Veer_G · Mar 9, 2018

ArmyJerry said:
don’t know about a conspiracy but I have not been impressed by our “justice” system of late. Particularly our Judges. Again I didn’t read that they were adjudicated, just crazy. Since when is crazy sex illegal?

This is like dealing with a dripping faucet.

From the article:

The patients were at the facility under court order because of mental illnesses.

Rthur · Mar 9, 2018

This guy approves...

R

ArmyJerry · Mar 9, 2018

I didn’t see any mention of them being placed there under court order. The way I read it were the nurses having a side job. Kind of reminds me of the family Guy episode of the police bursting in on a hooker and a john, then being disappointed to see a camera set up and realizing its a porn shoot. They couldn’t do anything. Ha.

Supersubes said:
Jerry, the nurses removed them from the facility which they had been placed at under court order, due to their mental illness. The sex is just the more sensational sideshow here.

ArmyJerry · Mar 9, 2018

Missed that, but again so what. A little poon tang never kilt anyone.

Veer_G said:
This is like dealing with a dripping faucet.

From the article:

Veer_G · Mar 9, 2018

Poon Tang ... the mysteriously pink breakfast beverage.

ArmyJerry · Mar 9, 2018

So were they sex therapists?

Threadcutter308 · Mar 9, 2018

Veer_G said:
Mass shooting? They were in lockdown on a funny farm. I love the notion that a dose of pussy is gonna automatically deter a loose cannon from rolling across the deck.

Not sure, but I'm thinkin' we're in agreement. Seems like a bit of trim once in a while might just help keep the lanyards tight and the cannons in their rightful places......

QuickNDirty · Mar 9, 2018

Oddly relevant comment.. I was watching a documentary about prostitution during the first civil war on my way home today.

That shit can get out of control pretty quickly. Before you know it, you've got a quarter of your army pissing razor blades and crying like little girls.

Veer_G · Mar 9, 2018

QuickNDirty said:
Oddly relevant comment.. I was watching a documentary about prostitution during the first civil war on my way home today.

That shit can get out of control pretty quickly. Before you know it, you've got a quarter of your army pissing razor blades and crying like little girls.

I like the way you put that: "first" Civil War.

1J04 · Mar 9, 2018

P.R.E.A. Much?

QuickNDirty · Mar 9, 2018

1J04 said:
P.R.E.A. Much?

Is P.R.E.A what I think it is? Cuz I don't think this was that.

1J04 · Mar 9, 2018

Prison Rape Elimination Act and it is 100% that due to their positions. And I'm not talking like Doggy Style, or am I?

Threadcutter308 · Mar 9, 2018

P-Squared said:
I don't know doc, when you're staring at that little pink beaver, I don't think that's crazy

1J04 said:
P.R.E.A. Much?

Jesus, you had to go there ? You got 500 pounds of grade A, butchered ham in the freezer, a fukin dog that mistakes you for God and that wasn't good enough ?........

Veer_G · Mar 9, 2018

1J04 · Mar 9, 2018

Threadcutter308 said:
Jesus, you had to go there ? You got 500 pounds of grade A, butchered ham in the freezer, a fukin dog that mistakes you for God and that wasn't good enough ?........

lmfao Nope, but it's getting better as we speak..........

Time for some Surf n Turf. Cheap New Yorks being done by Larry for myself n 2 Sons, and Mrs. Larry is making Ebi Fry. Couple bottles of wine, Red n White, few Brewski's and ya, that'll be 'good enough', for meow.

MtnCreek · Mar 10, 2018

I'm confused, I thought you were jimmy.

Veer_G · Mar 10, 2018

MtnCreek said:
I'm confused, I thought you were jimmy.

He's only Jimmy on most days that end with a -y.

whatsupdoc · Mar 10, 2018

Heifer hookers humping hospitalized hypomania's.

Veer_G · Mar 10, 2018

whatsupdoc said:
Heifer hookers humping hospitalized hypomania's.

Hefty Horse-faced Heifer Hookers Happily Humping Hospitalized Hippomanic Hypomaniacs?

FS1 · Mar 10, 2018

If I am ever committed for insanity? I sure hope there are caring young ladies like that, who are willing help soothe my inner demons.

supercorndogs · Mar 10, 2018

FS1 said:
If I am ever committed for insanity? I sure hope there are caring young ladies like that, who are willing help soothe my inner demons.

Is that code for a finger in the bottom.

bogeybrown · Mar 10, 2018

On this forum I doubt I'm alone in that I'm typically one very bad day and the wrong judge away from some form of confinement.

Put these girls to work at the VA and make them shirts that say " the fuckin you get for the fuckin you got".

Veer_G · Mar 10, 2018

supercorndogs said:
Is that code for a finger in the bottom.

supercorndogs · Mar 10, 2018

All joking aside. You take classes before you get a job like this. One of them, they explain how there is no such thing as consensual sex between you and the people in your care. They explain to you, that if it does happen, you will be charged with rape. I took the class. They did not act like they were kidding.

Rthur · Mar 10, 2018

supercorndogs said:
All joking aside. You take classes before you get a job like this. One of them, they explain how there is no such thing as consensual sex between you and the people in your care. They explain to you, that if it does happen, you will be charged with rape. I took the class. They did not act like they were kidding.

Was this one like the cpr class where you work the dummy over?...

R

supercorndogs · Mar 10, 2018

Rthur said:
Was this one like the cpr class where you work the dummy over?...

R

Opposite, you have to prove you're not one, and leave the dummy alone.

whatsupdoc · Mar 10, 2018

Veer_G said:
Hefty Horse-faced Heifer Hookers Happily Humping Hospitalized Hippomanic Hypomaniacs?

Cannot believe it we forgot the most important word.

HORNY Hefty Horse-faced Heifer Hookers Happily Humping Hospitalized Hippomanic Hypomaniacs?

Veer_G · Mar 10, 2018

whatsupdoc said:
Cannot believe it we forgot the most important word.

HORNY Hefty Horse-faced Heifer Hookers Happily Humping Hospitalized Hippomanic Hypomaniacs?

FIFY ...

oneshot86 · Mar 10, 2018

Threadcutter308 said:
Not sure, but I'm thinkin' we're in agreement. Seems like a bit of trim once in a while might just help keep the lanyards tight and the cannons in their rightful places......

at least keeps everyone whistling

oneshot86 · Mar 10, 2018

whatsupdoc said:
Cannot believe it we forgot the most important word.

HORNY Hefty Horse-faced Heifer Hookers Happily Humping Hospitalized Hippomanic Hypomaniacs?

big no shitter

Spartan67 · Mar 10, 2018

This is not a surprise to me at all. Im a guard in a maximum security mental hospital ,that has 267 of the most violent sexual predators you can possibly imagine. Each has an average of 7 violent arrest. The fucked up part is, that I still cant believe, ever so often, a staff member gets fired for having a sexual relation with one of the Patients.

Sean the Nailer · Mar 11, 2018

spartan67 said:
This is not a surprise to me at all. Im a guard in a maximum security mental hospital ,that has 267 of the most violent sexual predators you can possibly imagine. Each has an average of 7 violent arrest. The fucked up part is, that I still cant believe, ever so often, a staff member gets fired for having a sexual relation with one of the Patients.

So, in all this 'incarceration' that is taking place, is there ANY positive contribution to society that taking place? Has there been ANY improvement/cure/'repairing' of the deviance?

In other words, other that your employment (and THANK YOU for that).... is the facility justifiable?

Downtown · Mar 11, 2018

Well, the positive contribution to society might be that 267 violent sexual predators do not walk among us. Perhaps that is justification for such a place. Though I suppose the term "hospital" may be misleading.

Spartan67 · Mar 11, 2018

Sean the Nailer said:
So, in all this 'incarceration' that is taking place, is there ANY positive contribution to society that taking place? Has there been ANY improvement/cure/'repairing' of the deviance?

In other words, other that your employment (and THANK YOU for that).... is the facility justifiable?

Yes! Very justified!! . They are in for life. NYS Office of Mental Health has created laws that alow them to be held indefinitely because of a psychotic defect. The "patients" use the mental diagnosis to leagly be unable to be prosecuted. Giving them free rain to try to do what ever the fuck they want. There smart, educated, patient, methodical, and know that they are never getting out.
We battle continuing budget cuts, Administrators who try to undermined us, and a very "patient rights" attitude. All this Boys and Girls, unarmed!
A perfect shit storm!

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