Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Motivating me to start teaching again. . .(I'm not even going to comment on the chicken wing)
The plate on that so-called "mouth breathers" car says he has paid for the right to use that highway. When the traffic snarling cyclists start paying their fair share, then you can argue.
Do you mean to tell me that the biker's required liability insurance didn't pay for your repairs? /s/
That trigger finger is long as fuck. Bet she could reach through the trigger guard and flip the safety.
Leftist? LOL Not very smart are you boy. But then what can be expected from someone that likes to dress up in neon spandex and ride a bike in traffic.
Bike lanes are unsafe? Yet it was YOU bicyclists that DEMANDED them. Paid for by fuel taxes on the rest of us. Often taking away room for another vehicle lane that congests traffic. You cyclists also demanded the laws that can make it pretty unsafe for a vehicle to pass you on the road, as in many cases there simply isn't enough room to give you the mandated clearance those laws require. Especially when you idiots decide to ride two (or more) abreast.
I don't give a fuck why you cyclists do what you do on the ROADS that are made for CARS. This isn't 1910 where cars were few and far between with those on the roads only traveling at about 30mph.
I'm a cyclist, and I agree that there are cyclists who don't follow the rules, and there can be consequences there (look up how Nicky Hayden died), and just like irresponsible gun owners (know any of those) they are the ones that people who don't like bikes hold up for examples.
That said, on the road I've had trash, coins, cans and a radiator hose thrown at me, had someone swerve across from the oncoming lane to scare me, and had a triaxle dump squeeze me into the ditch all on open 2 lane blacktop where nobody was being delayed by anything. Not to mention the host of unintelligible yelling (Doppler shift ya know)
I also had an old couple on the way home from church drag me down the side of a Chevy Silverado trying to make a right turn through me.
One thing about intersections from a cyclist perspective. Waiting 3 cars back is harder for everyone except the 3 cars in front of you. If you are at a foot down stop taking off is slow and most people aren't going to track a perfect line, and the cars that want to get by you are you between you and oncoming traffic, and the cyclist is trapped between the side of the road and the people wanting to pass.
The best thing for all is that the cyclist moves to the front right side of the straight lane and starts up and goes straight through the intersection on green. It gives everyone the most room. The challenge comes in where the cyclist has to hold his line to get his piece of tarmack on the other side of the intersection.
Same think applies in left turn lanes. Get to the front, follow the signals, and stay wide to let cars pass, hold a steady line and dont get pushed into the curb.
That said, on the road I've had trash, coins, cans and a radiator hose thrown at me, had someone swerve across from the oncoming lane to scare me, and had a triaxle dump squeeze me into the ditch all on open 2 lane blacktop where nobody was being delayed by anything. Not to mention the host of unintelligible yelling (Doppler shift ya know)
I also had an old couple on the way home from church drag me down the side of a Chevy Silverado trying to make a right turn through me.
One thing about intersections from a cyclist perspective. Waiting 3 cars back is harder for everyone except the 3 cars in front of you. If you are at a foot down stop taking off is slow and most people aren't going to track a perfect line, and the cars that want to get by you are you between you and oncoming traffic, and the cyclist is trapped between the side of the road and the people wanting to pass.
The best thing for all is that the cyclist moves to the front right side of the straight lane and starts up and goes straight through the intersection on green. It gives everyone the most room. The challenge comes in where the cyclist has to hold his line to get his piece of tarmack on the other side of the intersection.
Same think applies in left turn lanes. Get to the front, follow the signals, and stay wide to let cars pass, hold a steady line and dont get pushed into the curb.
Used to ride, seen it from both sides.
Best thing to do is to treat the cyclist like a kid playing in traffic.
Best thing to do is to treat the cyclist like a kid playing in traffic.
Next time I throw a party, I’m gonna invite all you guys bitching about bicycles. You’ll be the highlight I’m sure.
Pic for attention.
Pic for attention.
Drag them off the road by their ear and spank them?
Amateurs!Calling @Dirty D
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Arguing about bicycles in the Tits and Ass thread. Your fagotry know no bounds.
I see zero motivation in talking about cycling in the motivational thread. Here is some lemonade for you that continue to want to discuss
1812 Overture, Tchaikovsky. It's been played with cannons, 105mm Howitzers, main battle tanks and sometimes even drums.
Thank you,
MrSmith
I’m a cyclist, and I HATE the cyclist that ride around here. Rude arrogant assholes. With that being said, the bicycle arguments, regardless of your position, aren’t motivational, nor do they have pictures, so in my new favorite words from Lowlight, “fuck off nerds” !
We used to do this for performances of the 1812 Overture. Very cool.
Wonder what vampires are gonna do for food now that a large portion of people are not pure bloods. LOL
