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Lots of peeps sentenced to death during COVID because colonoscopies were not necessary when they had to make dance videos in the hospitals.
Who does like a fire hose if hot water pouring out their ass?Worst part of the whole procedure is the "prep" for the procedure.
My wife's ex-husband sent me Christmas cards every year that said the same thing.....
"Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me".
My wife never saw the humor in it. LOL
Since we're talking about colonoscopies, here is some comedy.
Also if you like this colonoscopy talk you should go and check out the Poop thread started by @powdahound76. It's pretty good.
Also if you like this colonoscopy talk you should go and check out the Poop thread started by @powdahound76. It's pretty good.
The wife did the poop in the box and it came back nothing wrong. So by doing it you could save yourself the trip. Me I only did it the first time and now I am just on a schedule. They said this time if they see the same thing they will likely put me on a one year rotation.
Last time they did the gatoraid deal, this time it is a specific med I am to take.
People are just so stupid, we actually had issues with people about cows having sex. Guess what you buy your little subdivision house "out in the country" and it just happens to back up next to a working farm you are going to see things you might have to explain to your 3yr old.
Not just that, but other "elective" procedures. One of the things that really ticks me off.
Funny story the doc was talking to me yesterday telling me all that was going to happen, eat not eat that kind of thing. And I noticed his watch. I am a "watch guy" so I will notice watches. It was one of those "computer" watches, but the band had in the script. We the people.
As he was leaving and the kid was coming in to do my EKG I said I like your watch band....he said oh thanks, he said you never know how people are going to take it.
That was just sad
East to stop? I don't think so. I developed a very aggressive, fast growing colon cancer 18 months after a colonsocopy. Doc found it when he did surgery for diverticulitis. Thought he got it all but it returned just a few months and wiped out my bladder. Lot's of folks on a three year colonoscopy schedule die from stage 4 colon cancer every year.
Gee thanks for the good news. I was under the impression that doing this would make it clear to the next scan, I had no idea it moved that fast, not sure why I did not think it moved fast, I know other cancers can be insane.
Was there any signs something was not working like it should, pain....anything.
Sorry I hit a bad nerve, I really did not know. It is such a "personal" area and people are so shy to talk about this one form of cancer because of where it is. I really think it is something more people should be aware of.
Was that a chocolate bar is was pouring over? If you click on the word "watch" where the video should be, it will open in another window and you can watch it, for some reason the format (maybe?) it's in can't be shared across platforms or something.
Crap....sorry for posts, it was worth a try, it was on Facebook (I don’t do Facebook), maybe search
”when you have a bad day” starts showing coffee cup.
”when you have a bad day” starts showing coffee cup.
Could yall stop it with the colon cancer shit.
Buncha morbid motherfuckers.
Everyone knows butt cancer is caused by buttsex.
If I was some of yall I'd get a colonoscopy too.
Now let's get back to funny shit.
Buncha morbid motherfuckers.
Everyone knows butt cancer is caused by buttsex.
If I was some of yall I'd get a colonoscopy too.
Now let's get back to funny shit.
Guy isn’t a friend but he’s right on homo stuff and Muslims
Best quote I have read in a while.
“The press is a gang of cruel faggоts. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuсkoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.” -- Hunter S. Thompson
“The press is a gang of cruel faggоts. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuсkoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.” -- Hunter S. Thompson
Congrats brother. My grandson indeed is my favorite person on Earth. It changes everything
Somewhere there are more videos of this dog barking at gators. It finally comes to an end and there is no more puppy. It is quite disturbing why anyone would do that to their pet.
My last yearly was supposed to be Jan. 10. They cancelled because of Omicron. Haven’t heard back from them.
Wife has deep chest cough, tried to get an appointment to get lungs checked. They could only do it by phone. How the fuck do you listen for pneumonia by phone?
That profession sucks.
Without a doubt, this has to be a made up joke
But maybe it will bring a chuckle or two
But maybe it will bring a chuckle or two
She sounds vaccinated.
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