Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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This is too funny to put in the porta-john
I may not be the smartest person in the world, but I think a trailer might be a better option.
Maybe the trailer was paid up but there still was a lien on the boat; or a divorce settlement.I may not be the smartest person in the world, but I think a trailer might be a better option.
When I was in high school, I wanted one of these sooooooo bad!
The hillbilly hotrod... the redneck Rolls-Royce...
And then this came out when I was in college...
And I REALLY wanted one of those ^^^...
Right up until I saw one of these...
After that, I just stopped looking...
Note the similarities... huge engines and two doors. It's a theme!
Sirhr
I wanted the first two, but they were too new when I was in high school...and we were poor. Never wanted the third one.
Came out in high school?
Thanks for helping me come to the realization that yes it is true.
I am one old crusty dude!!
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, take the hottest ho with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and have sex with her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Susie?” the teacher asks.
Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s ho.”
Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, take the hottest ho with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and have sex with her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Susie?” the teacher asks.
Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s ho.”
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