Budlight? Jack Daniel’s says hold my budlight and watch this?

Bender

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  • Feb 12, 2014
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    I told you guys about this last year. You took down my post because I was right. I told you it is about the aliens invading the planet earth and changing men. You deleted my warnings. Now you suffer and Captain Zoltor from the 23 dimension will not help us now. It's your bitches fault. You were warned.
    Whut. 😶
     
    Take away my oven…..I’ll live

    Take away my guns…..you won’t but you’ll try and that’s expected

    Take away half my paycheck to hand it to some drug hauling fence jumper….why not!!

    But fuck with my alcohol and I will destroy you…..
     
    F! When I turned 21 in the U.S.A.F., that was my go-to drink of choice. Doubles all the way. If the bar ran out of JD, Wild Turkey was the next bottle on the shelf. I guess I'll have to go my cabinet, grab my 10 y.o. bottle of Jack, with an unbroken seal, and dump it down the ol' shitter. Damn.
    Get woke, Go broke, as the saying goes. Mac:confused:
     
    See this is all you Harry Potter, Hobbit freaks, taken this fandom culture too far,

    Now we got Orcs in the streets and Goblins in the schools teaching kids to be militant anti gunners

    See when i was growing up, we knew the damn cartoons weren’t real, even after watching our cartoon heroes shoot each other morning after morning and endless afternoon after afternoon we never walked into school the next day giving it a try. But now these kids think they can weave spells and change the climate while calling themselves Quartz the Magic Jelly Bean. I do not like it in Rainbow Land and you can’t make me live in rainbow land,

    When does this ride end cause I wanna get off, lIke for realz, stop this crazy thing, the Jetsons never looked like this, it was Happy Days but with space ships
     
    Okay, I admit it, I would totally piss in the litter box at work,

    if for no other reason to give me cover down the road to be able to identify as something else and have m co workers back up the story that I, do indeed use the litter box at work and would like my co workers to identify me as Frankie Feline, Frisky Frank the Felonious, or Something equally as silly, and to seal my impregnable deal, I will make them pay me in Flips

    being mentally ill has it‘s perks in today‘s 1960s Russia, err, I mean America, and i plan on taking advantage, hell the CosPlay Kid has how many endorsements ?