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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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I'm told the second woman who got out of the backseat ended up dead while the initial victim lived.
Yes, the woman that got out of the car to argue with her husband was injured but not killed. The mother got out of the back seat and was killed trying to save her daughter.
 
True story from one of my road techs:

TECH: What's going on with your motorhome, sir?"

OWNER: Well, we left GA about six this morning, traffic was not bad. Stopped a couple of times to walk the dog, he's pretty old, his name is dog. About noon, we stopped at a rest area for lunch. We had sandwiches...no, no I had a hotdog. When I pulled back out on the interstate, I heard a noise and the engine quit.
Dude, that is every fucking day for me. "Good morning, dropping off a cylinder?" This is followed by how the cylinder had been in the family for generations, its blue, I use it to cut hay but the wife tells me its gonna kill me, and back then groceries were $0.15 a month. "So you're dropping a cylinder off?" Welllll... What it's doing is.... FUCK!!!
 
True story from one of my road techs:

TECH: What's going on with your motorhome, sir?"

OWNER: Well, we left GA about six this morning, traffic was not bad. Stopped a couple of times to walk the dog, he's pretty old, his name is dog. About noon, we stopped at a rest area for lunch. We had sandwiches...no, no I had a hotdog. When I pulled back out on the interstate, I heard a noise and the engine quit.
Exactly
 
We were sitting in a BBQ place in Memphis when some lady at a table behind us asked if they had any vegetarian food. The waiter told her that she could find vegan food outside but not inside. My kids started laughing and I couldn't hold it.
 
Dude, that is every fucking day for me. "Good morning, dropping off a cylinder?" This is followed by how the cylinder had been in the family for generations, its blue, I use it to cut hay but the wife tells me its gonna kill me, and back then groceries were $0.15 a month. "So you're dropping a cylinder off?" Welllll... What it's doing is.... FUCK!!!
Yep. I think every service guy has to hear the life fucking story of every asshole that broke their shit. The old lady always starts laughing. She knows by my face when I get a story teller on the line.