Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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So you work the overnight shift at the morgue?
Another reason not to have cats…Actually, if you have cats, that's the right way.
I'm with you there...my GF at the time (now my wife) had a cat that came with her when we moved in together. Small house, the litter box was in the bathroom. One morning I was taking a shower, came out and the whole house literally smelled like shit. Apparently Mr. Kitty needed his litter box and with the bathroom closed, he proceeded to pop out a huge turd right on the heater vent in the floor. I wanted to drop kick that little fucker into the next time zone, but we laugh our asses off about it now...
I guess he never put an M80 under a tin can.....................
Johnny Cash was the first westerner to learn of the death of Joseph Stalin in 1953. He was the Morse Code operator that received the message.
I am SO glad that U.S. Grant's pair of stately engraved Remington New Model Army revolvers had been auctioned off to somebody who will preserve and care for them. I made a thread a while back covering the auction. If these important relics had been given to this FREAK, there is no doubt he'd take them to a gun buyback for a couple of $200 giftcards to pay for male hookers.
What brand of duct tape does Boing use???
Is it part of the joke that he's holding it in the reverse direction? Or, is he attempting to fight with an open wrench?
Is it part of the joke that he's holding it in the reverse direction? Or, is he attempting to fight with an open wrench?
A blade is more likely to loosen things.....?
