Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Had a shorthaired black male. He didn't tolerate anything in his yard, including deer and foxes.
He ran a grey fox off, hopping at it sideways and the fox came back with backup, a pyscho female. That earned Screwtail a trip to the vet.
A big, white-tail buck was laying in the yard and he didn't like it and went and lay down next to him to let him know he was on private property.
The buck finally got up and went nose to nose to my cat and the buck was like "Better get out of my face, man." Screwtail hissed and blew his Friskies Tuna breath into the buck's face. He ended up missing one cold, Valentine's night. He was a best friend.
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"I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit."
"Ho ho hold on, this container has a substantial dollar value attached to it."
"They can bill me!"
I 3D printed some mag baseplates (don't add capacity, just length for grabbing/seating) in PLA to prototype them. Gonna print in PETG and torture test them.
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In case any of you want to know what to get me for Easter... screw those stupid chocolate rabbits. I'm all in for this!!!
Chrysler water pump, where the bolts go all the way through to the firewall, holding the timing chain cover on, hold the the heads on, hold the crank in the block and hold the engine in the chassis. 
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Oh @Lange Carabine I thought you Lutherens had a sense of humor....
Except when it came to the Juden.... But crucifixion isn't part of their tradition.
JK... This is all in good fun. I'll eat chocolate Easter cream eggs.... not crucify anyone's savior... Even the German ones.
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Here's the scenario:
You are the best sniper in the Division. You are assigned a high priority target. He's a really nasty Cartel leader that's wanted dead or alive; preferably dead.
G2 tells you the time and location of his meeting with the top leaders of his organization. An air strike with a drone is out of the question because the WH wants a positive ID on the target. He's also been known to have hostages with him at all times.
That discourages the air strikes as he knows the good guys won't want to get blamed for collateral casualties.
You are free to choose any method and equipment to take out the target. So you elect to go solo. The security patrol drops you off 3KM from your FP at night.
Because he's a high value target he's also got thermal equipped drones looking for snipers that want to perforate him. So you choose the most up-to-date multispectral camouflage. You've done your research on this cutting edge camo starting with this thread!
Fieldcraft - Multispectral Camouflage - Hiding from Thermal
With all the festivities taking place in Ukraine, more attention has been placed on thermal imaging. Even though the technology has been around for many years, more interest has been generated in defeating or mitigating these optics. So here are some links on the subject...
www.snipershide.com
The infiltration to the FP will be slow, taking about 72 hours. You're planning on a total of 12 hours to sleep during your stalk. That means an average speed of 50 meters per hour for 60 hours of movement. You want to take your time to avoid detection.
You have finally made it and are about 30 meters from an excellent FP that provides cover and concealment. You are on schedule but can't waste anymore time as fatigue is setting in. You have just enough water left for your exfiltration and you won't be taking much time to rest as the target's goons will be looking for you after the shot.
You've been on tough missions before but this one is important. You have to make it to that last 30 meters because you won't be able to see the target from your current position due to the slight rising terrain in front of you.
You are about to crawl though the ditch in front of you when you hear and see this about a foot from your face. What do you do? There are no right or wrong answers but be prepared to justify your response.
Should you be captured the agency will disavow any knowledge of your existence. This post will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck Jim.
