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This ranks right up there with the WKRP turkey drop. What is not mentioned in the video was that some lady's prized Arabian horses got spooked by the balloons and tried jumping the fence. One of them was seriously injured.

The lawsuits piled up fast and the United Way last more money than they took in. I'm wondering if the "Balloon Fest '86" t-shirts are collector's items now.

Serve's them right, for a communist organization like the United Way and a terrible anti-gun city like Cleveland.



Bonus video for those of you that don't remember the WKRP turkey drop>

 
My grandfather grew up Mennonite in Virginia. His part of the family tree goes back to the late 1600's in that part of the country. I never knew he was still in with the Amish and such until his funeral. A couple dozen showed up to his wake, shook every man's hand and left. Made me wish I knew a bit more about Gramp's private dealings.

ETA: He died in Wisconsin.
I lived just east of a large Mennonite community in central Virginia. As you said, hard working, down to earth folks. They always have the best produce at the summer and fall open air markets.
 
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Ho to fight Comanche.

The Texas Quote of the Day, written in 1885, offers tactical advice on how to fight Comanches. Any mistakes in the transcription are mine, of course:
"In the event of being pursued, immediately after the preparation of depredations; the Comanches move day and night, very often not breaking gallop except to exchange horses (which they do several times) and water the caballada, until they deem themselves safe. Under these circumstances they will travel at least 70 miles a day, which is a long distance with the encumbrance of loose animals.
A party of warriors dressed in their trappings - embellished shields, fancy moccasins, long pig tails bedecked with silver, shoulder belts worked with beads and adorned with shells, fine leggings, ornamented cases for bows and arrows - mounted upon spirited horses, singing a war song, and sweeping over a prairie is a beautiful spectacle to a man with plenty of brave fellows to back him.
Their motions are easy and graceful. They sit a horse admirably, and manage one with a master hand. Charge them and they will retreat from you with double your numbers. But beware when pursuing them; keep your men together, well in hand, with at least half their arms loaded, else you will find when it is too late, the flying Comanches will turn on you and charge you to the very teeth.
A Comanche can draw a bow when on horseback, standing or running, with remarkable strength and accuracy. They have been known to kill horses running at full speed over one hundred yards away.
In the commencement of a fight, the yell of defiance is borne to you loud, long, and startling. The war whoop has no romance in it. It thrills even a stout heart with an indescribable sensation. The excitement of battle is quite as evident among these people as among others. Let the tide turn against them, send lead messengers through some of their warriors, and then the mournful wail is heard; its lubricous notes are borne back to you with uncouth cadence, betokening sorrow, anger, and a determination to revenge.
Never ride upon a bowman's left; if you do, ten to one he will pop an arrow through you. When mounted, an Indian cannot use his bow against an object behind and to his right.
The dead are usually borne from the field. Nothing but the most imminent danger prevents them from performing the incumbent duty of not leaving the body of a comrade in the hands of an enemy. Over a fallen chief they will make a desperate stand. Their caution seems merged in the determination to risk everything to bear him from the field. To attain this object they will fight furiously, bravely, and often.
If they abandon him, it is usually in despair. Flight is no longer methodical and menacing to the pursuer. Retreat degenerates into route. After this they have seldom if ever been known to resume the offensive. They will hide themselves in the first chaparral affording security against discovery, remain during the day, and visit the dead at night, and if not able to remove them will spread blankets or some covering over them.
The bow is placed horizontally in shooting; a number of arrows are held in the left hand; the bow operates as a rest for the arrows. The distance - the the curve the missile has to describe in reaching the object - is determined by the eye without taking aim. At the distance of 60 yards and over, arrows can be dodged, if but one Indian shoots at you at a time. Under forty yards the six-shooter has little advantage over the bow.
At long distances the angle of elevation is considerable. It requires a quick eye to see the arrow and judge the whereabouts of its descent, a good dodger to move out of the way, and a good rider to keep in the saddle. A man is required to keep both eyes engaged in an Indian fight."
---- John Salmon "Rip" Ford, shown in the photo below, gives tactical advice for fighting Indians in "Rip Ford's Texas," 1885

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Well? What was the ES and SD? 😁

Rubberbands aren't as common as they used to be around the house but I finally found one.

Prepped 5 projectiles which all weighed in around 2.4 - 2.5 grains.

The Athlon clocked all 5 shots using a "OTHER" session set on 65-500 fps.

92 fps, 95 fps, 92 fps, 95 fps and pulling back as hard as I could until the paper slipped my grip 134 fps

ES 42.3 / SD 18.8 but that last shot really blew the curve for everything 0.04 to 0.09 ft/lbs :ROFLMAO:

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Rubberbands aren't as common as they used to be around the house but I finally found one.

Prepped 5 projectiles which all weighed in around 2.4 - 2.5 grains.

The Athlon clocked all 5 shots using a "OTHER" session set on 65-500 fps.

92 fps, 95 fps, 92 fps, 95 fps and pulling back as hard as I could until the paper slipped my grip 134 fps

ES 42.3 / SD 18.8 but that last shot really blew the curve for everything 0.04 to 0.09 ft/lbs :ROFLMAO:

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Now, the real question... Are you using MIL or MOA?
 
One example of said 100 year old “bob war” from our land. Most I find is under leaf litter or loam by accident. This was on its side when I found it a few years ago and I propped it up and left it to continue to return to the elements.


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The iron will be good for the soil.
 
Dang. Thats a doozy of a liquid poop!!
Seen several similar. Couple still haunt me!


26 yrs and counting and still amazing/dismayed at the number of people who show up for the check, but when it comes down to it, would do just like that nurse you experienced.

Im often the old man problem solver at work. Rarely leave on time.
It is what it is.
Im blessed beyond belief to have a job I love this many years later and to get to help people.

Still trying to figure out if the APP/NP route is for me for the 2nd half or if I just keep at the bedside.
I reckon the Good Lord will let me know when Im quiet and listen
Consider critical care generalist. Then work a smaller hospital / community hospital (no ICU/limited ICU) as a resource nurse, if you don't want to go the admin route (or APP/NP). Still plenty of bedside, but not solely. Will see all negative outcomes if occur on shift (have good support network), however will also be involved in positive outcomes on shift too.
 
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I think he meant it as a compliment.

Maybe.

Where I grew up a lot of people had accents, mostly Slavic and French. Some were 2nd or 3rd gen immigrants, so citizens, but still didn't speak much english and couldn't read or write.

People make assumptions based on the way somebody sounds or looks that aren't always accurate. The guy in the video would probably take it as a bigger compliment just to call him an American and forget the immigrant part.
 
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