<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: rhantz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Pirate walks into a doctors office with a steering wheel sticking out of his fly.
Doctor looks at him and says "you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants!"
Pirate says "Arrr, and it's driving me nuts!" </div></div>