Maggie’s You Sick F&*ks!

[Idaho Savage]

I was looking at the most searched terms on the Hide and "Girlfriend" was one of the highest. Just when I was going to post a picture of my nekkid girlfriend riding our llama singing Danny Boy as she shotguns Budweisers one after another.

 

[Mad_Charlie]

I just had to click on this, didn't I...

 

[Barneybdb]

Is the llama young and female?

 

[Defuzer]

The Llama, is it one of the midget one's, and female too?

anyway to cut your girl out and have her singing in the background with close ups of the llama?

 

[1911fan]

Can you shave the lama so it looks like it's wearing a thong?


1911fan

 

[Barneybdb]

Can you shave the lama so it looks like it's wearing a thong?


1911fan

Which end are you referring to?

 

[168BTHPM]

Can you shave the lama so it looks like it's wearing a thong?


1911fan

Leave just enough hair for velcro gloves to grip well.

 

[tnichols]

This is funny as hell....and just wrong.

 

[Barneybdb]

Leave just enough hair for velcro gloves to grip well.

I am Australian, not Kiwi, velcro gloves and gumboots are for sheep.....

 

[168BTHPM]

I am Australian, not Kiwi, velcro gloves and gumboots are for sheep.....

Cultural differences I guess, I am from Montana but I live in hillbilly country now. I thought velcro gloves were universal and gumboots were for goats.

 

[Barneybdb]

The story goes something like this "In New Zealand there is plenty of rugged country, a favourite sport is to catch a sheep, point it at a drop off, put its hind legs in your gumboots, hold on with your velcro gloves and the sheep will do all the work". Personally I reckon kangaroos put up a better fight.

 

[PhulesAu]

I am proud NOT to know anything about llamas, sheep, goats or kangaroo's. except what shows up at krogers.

 

[jdh4376]

Come on everyone gets tired of looking at their own girlfriend sometimes.

 

[fmrabnmp]

The story goes something like this "In New Zealand there is plenty of rugged country, a favourite sport is to catch a sheep, point it at a drop off, put its hind legs in your gumboots, hold on with your velcro gloves and the sheep will do all the work". Personally I reckon kangaroos put up a better fight.

Sex with sheep. Baaaaaaaad.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Take the Llama to the edge of a cliff so it pushes back.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[InsidetheStorm]

 

[Victor N TN]

I agree. But cattle and hogs...

I am proud NOT to know anything about llamas, sheep, goats or kangaroo's. except what shows up at krogers.