Maggie’s Why they put fences around grizzly bears at the zoo

I've deer hunted with dogs for most of my life, and when they catch a deer they go in through the ass end just like that bear was trying to do with that guy.
I guess you start with the bitter parts and finish with the sweet meat, so there's no aftertaste. :)
 
You misunderstood, the police were on scene to help the bear. Eating stupid people is bad for its digestion.

“Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed.” Herman Melville

Melville was an insane liberal, and would have jumped in the cage to save the poor bear.