Maggie’s When 1J Had Hair
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I can’t tell if he still had any of his teef in either of those pictures?
Is that one dem Marlins wit the sqirl carved in the stock? Dammit, I longed for that rifle when I was 12!
I figured he might be around this evening. I guess this is the time of year he goes hunting a bull.
So we're back to the question of teef again?
I believe he is too busy whipping up a batch of fishing lures to grace us with his presence here...........
I'll bet that's it. Always taking care of his friends before himself.
Uh, that's not 1J. You can tell cause there ain't no propane around, anywheres.
Unless, of course,,, he's standing on them.
Unless, of course,,, he's standing on them.
I'm not too sure about 1J's brother Gaylord. I wouldn't turn my back to that guy.
Saturday night? He's probably tearing up a disco floor somewhere.
Call him, um, ******** of Astoria!
Call him, um, ******** of Astoria!
Uh, that's not 1J. You can tell cause there ain't no propane around, anywheres.
Unless, of course,,, he's standing on them.
I dunno Sean.
IIRC, he kept sayin something about barbecuing donkey parts.
Oh Hardy Har Har Har, ya little shits. Apparently someone either broke the Etch A Sketch in the waiting room again, or we've just lost one of the knobs again. Do any of you work? Or at least "Zumba"?
And yep, went into me me me mode on the day before Deer Season. Go frick'n figure. Not only was I having to load up some fresh hunting rounds for my go to 7MM, had to go take the war dept to a home we're looking at for a looksie. Seen the place needs gutted and they're asking $105k over what it assess for. WTF Over ? COMNAVHOMPAC is digging in a bit. Geezus it would be a big spendy damn job and this boy is closer to indigent than not. Scary times..............
Then of course run back home, get my kit together and haul ass over to a range to verify zero, which was good all the way out to One Hundred and Ten American Yards !! We'll stretch her wayyyyyyy out there tonight real quick before it's to dark to see. Might even double the yardage and push the envelope to two whole hundred. Loaded these out ten thou for personal reasons 'and so far' my thought process was correctemundo, but tonight will tell.
Now keep on swinging cuz as soon as ya'll are worn out I'm firing up the weed eater and gonna chase your asses around the yard a bit........
Apparently someone either broke the Etch A Sketch in the waiting room again, or we've just lost one of the knobs again. Do any of you work? Or at least "Zumba"? And yep, went into me me me mode on the day before Deer Season. Go frick'n figure. Not only was I having to load up some fresh hunting rounds for my go to 7MM, had to go take the war dept to a home we're looking at for a looksie. Seen the place needs gutted and they're asking $105k over what it assess for. WTF Over ?
COMNAVHOMPAC is digging in a bit. Geezus it would be a big spendy damn job and this boy is closer to indigent than not. Scary times..............Then of course run back home, get my kit together and haul ass over to a range to verify zero, which was good all the way out to One Hundred and Ten American Yards !!
We'll stretch her wayyyyyyy out there tonight real quick before it's to dark to see. Might even double the yardage and push the envelope to two whole hundred. Loaded these out ten thou for personal reasons 'and so far' my thought process was correctemundo, but tonight will tell. Now keep on swinging cuz as soon as ya'll are worn out I'm firing up the weed eater and gonna chase your asses around the yard a bit........
Although.......he hasn't asked me for any more spoons. Maybe he's got a new spoon pimp, I dunno.
Oh Hardy Har Har Har, ya little shits.
And yep, went into me me me mode on the day before Deer Season. Go frick'n figure. Not only was I having to load up some fresh hunting rounds for my go to 7MM, had to go take the war dept to a home we're looking at for a looksie. Seen the place needs gutted and they're asking $105k over what it assess for. WTF Over ?
Then of course run back home, get my kit together and haul ass over to a range to verify zero, which was good all the way out to One Hundred and Ten American Yards !!
Now keep on swinging cuz as soon as ya'll are worn out I'm firing up the weed eater and gonna chase your asses around the yard a bit........
Watch your back, Jimmy.
My wife and kids left me unsupervised this weekend and I couldn't find the etch a sketch.
Well 1J, if it looks like it ain’t gonna happen you can always shoot the deer in the wheel chair like your buddy did the bear??? I still F’n laugh about that one Veer??? Good hunting and get’r done amigo?
Gawd......I forgot all about poor 'ole Yogi and his assassin.......
Now keep on swinging cuz as soon as ya'll are worn out I'm firing up the weed eater and gonna chase your asses around the yard a bit........
I'm pretty sure our first request is that you put on clothes this time.
It is mine, for sure. Was that you swimming in the shark tank the other day?
Dudes.. you totally missed this...
Cheers,
Sirhr
Cheers,
Sirhr
Heyyyyy hey hey hey.... Hey Hey....
You forgot this one, too!
This one got to do the in-out, in-out with Madonna...
Cheers,
Sirhr
You forgot this one, too!
This one got to do the in-out, in-out with Madonna...
Cheers,
Sirhr
We bad... we bad...
Cheers,
Sirhr
Never apologize... it's a sign of weakness.
Besides... noone should ever apologize for epic!
Cheers,
Sirhr
So that’s where you draw the line? I’m thinking you either found Jesus or someone just got out of Sensitivity training. ?
Have I told you how much I hate you yet today? Now stop screwing around, dinner is moving in. Quite please.
meals on wheels is here again. 
I think you have 1J confused with me....
I think this is more of our Baton-buddy!
His inheritance helped him buy all those nice AR's!!!
Cheers,
Sirhr
