Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Yeah, Peanuts was still a very popular cartoon when I was a kid in the 80s. I make sure the work of Charles Shulz lives on with my kids today. My two year old knows that bitch is going to pull that football away and poor Chuck is going to end up on his ass. And although it's a bit too complex for the two year old, my five year old is smart enough to know socialism is a terrible idea.
 
Reminds me of back in the day......

Me: “on the preparatory command you will kneel in front of the Sargeant and extract the weapon From his pants!”

“Prepare to give head!!

“Giiivee head!”

“Yup, twop, tree, four..”

And so on.

Her: “nom, nom, nom.....”
 
@Loonhunter that was my first reaction as well.

An Oosik I believe it is called if removed and made into something. Wonder if Emo would like to get beat with a dick club?
I think it is a baculum (sp) as the actual bone in the critter. An actual penis bone.
They dont tell you about that in sex ed with they say its not a bone, just tubes filled with blood.
Which can rupture if you are getting too rowdy, long stroke it, and miscalculate re-entry and fold one’s unit over too far. Can be repaired but someone has to take a scalpel to your unit.

Anyways, did someone say steak?