Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Well hell that's easy, I was a crane operator for 30 years
But then you didn’t. Is that because you remembered that you don’t give a shit?
Horrified couple find 'giant' five foot pregnant rattlesnake under their bed
The couple found the huge snake coiled up under their bed. After an image was posted on social media, many users took to voice their shock at the horrifying picture
www.dailystar.co.uk
My giveashit selector was set to the off position after i got married.
Appreciate the 2 cents, tho you missed the real point.
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A thing of beauty. 
Thank you for your service.
Some people on here the last few days seem like the type of guys(twats) that knowingly move next to a shooting range or racetrack that's been around 20 years and try to get it shut down do to the noise.
Also the guy who's posting 47 pages of tits is 55, he's trying to remember what it's like to get a hard-on.
Also the guy who's posting 47 pages of tits is 55, he's trying to remember what it's like to get a hard-on.
May need his dear old Mummy to bring him a change of shorts.
Does the caption, "Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough" come into play here?
I'm starting to think this poor lady is stuck in this position because every picture I see her in she is stuck in this position.....she might need the number to a good chiropractor or something......
This is amazing. God Bless Donald Trump.
Not one window broken, no fires started and no looting. How can America vote for Biden when his party does all of these things?
Republicans NOT looting, NOT Rioting or NOT burning. Imagine that!!!!
HAIRCUT
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP was very happy and left the shop
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs (insert what ever the politicians are called in your country) lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of a country and the politicians who run it.
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP was very happy and left the shop
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs (insert what ever the politicians are called in your country) lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of a country and the politicians who run it.
