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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Lol...
Xwife launched her mother like that pushing her in a wheelchair out the front door.
Front wheel caught, Grandma went flying... Her blanket tucked around her neck looked like a Cape flapping in the wind As she took flight Almost like a superhero but promptly came to a abrupt landing On the other side of the porch
 
I was similarly careless with a chainsaw once. Instead of using the bar stop like I should have, I was waiting for the chain to slow before resting the saw’s body on my left thigh and grabbing the piece I had just cut to toss it aside. Clearly, I didn’t wait long enough for the chain to stop, and also set the saw too far back on my thigh (more chain than saw body). Cut my pants up real good, but got away without a scratch on my thigh.
Very lucky. I still have the pants, and wear them whenever I have to clear a downed tree in the yard as a reminder not to be retarded again.