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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    I can hear it now, “Ok, now crank it. NO!! Fuck, I said just bump it, fer chrisakes, you idiot! Now I got my sleeve in the pulley, and the screwdriver in the timing hole. Stupidmuth……….mumble mumble…”
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    He’s Colombian, not Mexican.
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    Maggie’s THE "NOM NOM NOM" THREAD

    Sourdough. Started recently, moved to perfection, rapidly. Needless to say, I bought her all the proper tools of the trade. The sandwiches around here (which have always been superb) took a major step upward.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    There’s a reason these are called “Doctor Killers”
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    And another one.

    I’m sorry, I don’t speak Jive.
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    As a kid in the 50's & early 60's you could believe most people & the news, be it

    Yes, as a matter of fact, it is still sold. Without the Dioxin, so they say. 2,4,5,t might still be used in the UK.
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    PortaJohn

    So why hasn’t that web site been hacked to say “Convict Melo.”
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    PortaJohn

    Wanna know why these females aren’t “Astronauts”? Not a single one of them ever said “A-OK”. Not once. Frggin wannabes.
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    As a kid in the 50's & early 60's you could believe most people & the news, be it

    I grew up in the same era. Pres Eisenhower, and on. Even my grandparents told me, “believe half of what you see, some or none of what you hear.” .
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    I had an LT land on an FLA, back when it was a M151, with a canvas and wood frame canopy. Crash. He missed mine but hit the next one. There was an NCO on the ground screaming at him to slip away, but he froze, staring at his upcoming ing doom. Broken femur, broken left arm. Plus extricating him...
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    Anyone else see this?

    What’s that in Morse code?
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    Yellowjacket Infestation

    Best and only method that works for me is the yelllow Jacket traps, that use queen pheromones, to attract the workers and soldiers. They smell a foreign queen, and fly straight there. Where we hunt, youcan’t finish a sandwhich, due to being swarmed, so we put there of these traps, way outside...
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    They have to clean their own bathrooms and its all Trumps fault

    I’ve observed this and discussed it for years, Decades even. When a bureaucracy is challenged to make necessary cuts to budget, they will slash employment at the lowest ranks, and protect themselves at the management levels. Unlike an industrial company that has to produce something, government...
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    I’d bet her feet are a podiatrist’s nightmare. Bunions, heel calluses, hammer toes, corns, and a fungal/bacterial odor that would knock a cat off a fish wagon.