Recent content by hlee

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    Another win.... Modelo sales dropping for first time in a decade...

    When I worked at a convenience store in high school; the Mexican road crews, concrete crews, framing crews, etc all bought Tecate and Sol Cervesa. We could barely keep them in stock.
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    Another win.... Modelo sales dropping for first time in a decade...

    Hell, I wouldn’t stoop to pour a Heineken on the ground.
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    Another win.... Modelo sales dropping for first time in a decade...

    Californians and Montanans are both Americans.
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    Pope Death Watch... WITH A PRIZE!!! Quart of Maple Syrup to the winner!

    This hasn’t been my experience. I think it was Dave Chappell that had a joke on topic. Paraphrases below… “Say what you want about Mexicans and how many fit in a station wagon. But. You know what? They goin’ to work.”
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    Wow! I mean WOW! If you are a Texan, READ THIS!

    How do you find the easy girl at the beauty pageant? She’s wearing the sash that reads I Da Ho.
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    Another win.... Modelo sales dropping for first time in a decade...

    Mexico has a proud beer brewing tradition that dates back at least to Germans that settled there in the 19th century. Budweiser, on the other hand, has been crap beer at least since the grain rationing of WWII forced the substitution of rice for barley.
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    Wow! I mean WOW! If you are a Texan, READ THIS!

    “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.” Am I right?
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    Wow! I mean WOW! If you are a Texan, READ THIS!

    To be fair, I believe what he said was; “I should be able to hunt, fish, and shoot on YOUR land without your permission and without negotiating trespass rights.”
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    Wow! I mean WOW! If you are a Texan, READ THIS!

    Grey wolves would get fat and lazy, grazing on the city dwellers in Austin, DFW, and Houston. However, any released into San Antonio would need to be protected (and receive regular vet visits) due to the risk of coronary artery disease imposed by their available food sources.
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    Sierra Precision Grip Mod

    Whipping out a little Snickers from the grip of your rifle, when your range buddy is bitching about his gun malfing would be pretty damned funny.
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    Wow! I mean WOW! If you are a Texan, READ THIS!

    Wait, did you just say “educate yourself?” I didn’t have you pegged as a pumpkin spice latte drinking, Ugg wearing Karen. But, now I know…
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    Wow! I mean WOW! If you are a Texan, READ THIS!

    Just so you know there’s no hard feelings, I’m going to write my reps and senators about the intolerable plight of Grey Wolves on Federal land in Idaho, and how it’s imperative that they be listed as a federally protected species. I’m going to write your reps and senators on your behalf as well...
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    Wow! I mean WOW! If you are a Texan, READ THIS!

    Quoted for hilarious irony. From all Texans…
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    Sierra Precision Grip Mod

    The big question is "How many skittles does it hold?"