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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Pull a hair out of your horses tail. Stick it through the eye of a needle and put it through a cigarette. Clip it off so it's hidden. Put it back in the pack. Wait. Thank you, MrSmith
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Dad had that top one but it was beside the steering wheel on a "51 Packard. Thank you, MrSmith
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    PortaJohn

    It's all about the billable dollars per hour. Thank you, MrSmith
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    PortaJohn

    This, along with the previously mentioned gun bills being rammed through, will take Colorado to the edge. Hopefully the sane can take it back next election but it is quite concerning. The news media is happy to pile on the queer stuff but none have connected the dots to the liberal wave...
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    In case of a water landing your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. Thank you, MrSmith
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Thank you, MrSmith
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Guam. Thank you, MrSmith
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    You can see it in his eyes: "Hey, watch this shit" Thank you, MrSmith
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    Happy Burt Gummer Day

    "For my cannon" Thank you, MrSmith
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    Advanced ancient civilizations ?

    More likely a passing comment in history to the effect of "At that time Earth was inhabited by beings of mediocre intelligence engaging in frequent inter-tribal conflicts". Thank you, MrSmith
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Oh. Learn something new every day. Thank you, MrSmith
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Winter installation. Just switch the units for summer. Lines remain in place. Thank you, MrSmith
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    I believe this was used by Steve McQueenovich in the TV series Отслеживание. Thank you, MrSmith
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Although not widely known, the reason elephants wear red tennis shoes is so they can hide in cherry trees. Thank you, MrSmith