Recent content by TheHorta

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    Brigitte Man-crone

    My bulge is bigger.
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    Stinkin' Light Bulbs

    Light is for fags. Don’t be a fag. Darkness is your friend.
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    Ink Blot test.

    I don’t see a penis. I’m not gay.
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    People who dump kittens and puppies should be strung up….

    In the last 10-ish years we have rescued 38 kittens/cats and over 80 puppies/dogs that people have discarded on our rural country road. Alabama is the Patron State of Discarded Animals. Many have been tossed out in tied trashbags. Most had died, but my wife and I have found a number still alive...
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    Federal judges on the loose again

    This thread is gay. You are all gay. Lawyers are gay.
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    Traumatizing Sob Stories

    Most detentions are because you’re stupid and said something idiotic, which triggered the agent and he/she escalated your interaction. Case in point, former biz partner’s sister-in-law is Indonesian. He brings her over each year for 1-2 months so his wife can have her sister around. Never an...
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    It’s the owner, not the breed.
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    Maggie’s Interwebs Help

    The Universe knows we don’t want him here.
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    Here comes the distraction from yesterday

    Justice will prevail!!!
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    So whats you plan, for when the grid an/or net drops?

    I love it when a plan comes together!
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    When I see things like this, I'm certain we need another civil war. It's beyond time to eliminate these folks.

    Meh… seen plenty of self-professed “Christians” ‘round these parts wishing similar things (or worse) on Libs. Y’all need to read Proverbs 24:17-18.
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    So whats you plan, for when the grid an/or net drops?

    I’ll come to the Bear Pit for help.
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    Massive ANKER 10,000mAh Battery Pack Recall

    Get your recalled 10K Anker packs replaced for free. Over 1.1 million recalled. https://www.anker.com/a1263-recall