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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Happy Fathers day to all the Dads, have a drink and enjoy the view!
A touch over 20 years ago I worked in a factory that produced computer components. One of the lead engineers we had at the time. The running joke whoever anything broke on the production line was somebody had to reach out to said engineer and get "Hanged". It likely was funnier 20 years ago, but we use to have a sense of humor then and all had a good laugh.
-LD
"I'm sorry sir, I can't help you without a VIN"
I would have thought it would hurt, but if you like it doesn't bother me.Love the Minivan
Had a guy once tell me he shot 700lb deer. When he saw the look on my face he says. "It had one crushed testicle." As though that would make me be like, "oh, yea that's a thing."
Mick Jagger is really letting his hair grow out.
We all know Turdcutter308 is a
but does he need to brag about it like that?
but does he need to brag about it like that?
How much longer is this lover's quarrel going to last?
As long as I feel like being an asshole so basically forever.
Worked with a guy years ago that was kind of a narcisstic doorknob. His initials were "TR".
He bought a used Corvette (you know, to attract the "bitches"). He ordered himself a set of personalized license plates for it too.
He shows up at work with the Vette and the plates and couldn't figure out why everyone was laughing at him. You guessed it......
"TRSVT"
Temu version of Aileen Wuornos. Instead of going after truckers and hopping from one interstate exit to the next, that one probably just hits up the local meth heads on dating apps and offs them to take their stashes...
Looks like they've been married about 16-17 years. At this point, does she have to sit with her legs crossed so the baby doesnt fall out? Thats one way to make sure she doesnt leave. Who would want that mangled mess?
