I just saw the worst movie ever made in all of history.
It's not Plan 9 from Outer Space. It's not Yentl. It's not even Leonard Part 6.
Nope... it's Lorenzo Lamas in Snakeeater from 1989...
Holy crap this is the worst thing ever put on film. It's not just bad, it's pathetic. It's appalling. It's retarded! I can't believe I watched the whole thing... except that it was a total comedy after a while. It had Arnold Horshack as a Deliverance Bad Guy. It had a Harley turned into a jet ski. It was a train wreck that can't be turned-away-from!
It's pathetic beyond words. It's funnier than 'Hide members trying to cipher out a fairground shooting...
Holy crap... this is so bad that you have to have about 5 tequila shots and watch it as a comedy.
The funniest thing is that back in 1989... if a movie was in a theater in NC and was called SnakeEater... I'd have been there. And it must have been too pathetic at the time even to make it into theaters in bugtussle...
Oh and there was a sequal. Because, apparently, Lorenzo Lamas could act? Bah ah hah ah aha hah ahhahah ah ahha hah ah.... This whole movie is gheyer than cum on a moustache!
Watch at your own peril. Or for comedic relief. Bah ha hah ahahah aha aha.
Sirhr
It's not Plan 9 from Outer Space. It's not Yentl. It's not even Leonard Part 6.
Nope... it's Lorenzo Lamas in Snakeeater from 1989...
Holy crap this is the worst thing ever put on film. It's not just bad, it's pathetic. It's appalling. It's retarded! I can't believe I watched the whole thing... except that it was a total comedy after a while. It had Arnold Horshack as a Deliverance Bad Guy. It had a Harley turned into a jet ski. It was a train wreck that can't be turned-away-from!
It's pathetic beyond words. It's funnier than 'Hide members trying to cipher out a fairground shooting...
Holy crap... this is so bad that you have to have about 5 tequila shots and watch it as a comedy.
The funniest thing is that back in 1989... if a movie was in a theater in NC and was called SnakeEater... I'd have been there. And it must have been too pathetic at the time even to make it into theaters in bugtussle...
Oh and there was a sequal. Because, apparently, Lorenzo Lamas could act? Bah ah hah ah aha hah ahhahah ah ahha hah ah.... This whole movie is gheyer than cum on a moustache!
Watch at your own peril. Or for comedic relief. Bah ha hah ahahah aha aha.
Sirhr
