Not sure about this one (surely they are not serious)

Dead Eye Dick

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Should I be making fun of this product or not. Not sure. But the advertising surly seems over the top. Price, I think $80.00. (Unless you purchase two or three or more than they give a discount.).

Somehow, it just seems a bit too true to be any good.


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From the site....The battle tested 2-in-1 Tactical Scope & Gun Sight Laser is a must-have firearm upgrade for anyone who is looking to speed up their target acquisition & improve their accuracy without any extra training! It comes with the best in-glass 2.5x - 10x magnification along with wind & elevation settings to ensure you hit the target every time, even in low light situations.

This is the tits, battle tested, improve accuracy with no training, and BEST IN GLASS magnification. Man if only I wasn't a poors.
 
I was really thinking; why should we be spending $4000 for a ZCO or $5000 for a Tangent Theta when we could spend $79.95 plus shipping and handling and this would all but guarantee us a victory in every match and a sure kill on every hunt. Does it also act as a grunt call for deer and bugle call for elk as well?

On a related matter…I have this bridge in London England for sale. Good price on the bridge.
 
I was really thinking; why should we be spending $4000 for a ZCO or $5000 for a Tangent Theta when we could spend $79.95 plus shipping and handling and this would all but guarantee us a victory in every match and a sure kill on every hunt. Does it also act as a grunt call for deer and bugle call for elk as well?

On a related matter…I have this bridge in London England for sale. Good price on the bridge.
Not sure about deer and elk, but the PWM whine from the illumination might draw in plenty of skeeters.
 
I appreciate the precision elevation knob that goes to 5 and the rest is anyone’s best guess where it goes next

Also that magnification!! I always set at 2.5 then adjust up to 1, 2 or 3 when I really need to poke out there
 
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Call me somewhat backerds and backwoods, and in the far end of the road, but I keep seeing this “Airsoft” stuff, what the heck is Airsoft?
3-6 grain 6mm plastic pellet spheres going 300-500fps that people buy replica guns to larp at and shoot at each other. Most of the time propelled by gas but sometimes spring powered. Less painful version of paintball.

Ive never played but used to work (2007ish) at a paintball park that also had some that did airsoft.
 
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3-6 grain 6mm plastic pellet spheres going 300-500fps that people buy replica guns to larp at and shoot at each other. Most of the time propelled by gas but sometimes spring powered. Less painful version of paintball.

Ive never played but used to work (2007ish) at a paintball park that also had some that did airsoft.
Nelspot 007 with a plastic cigar tube as a magazine extender

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Amazon is full of chinesium shit like this. It is really ideal for airsoft, BB guns, kids, etc.

You have to remember, we are the last generation of the last ten pages of Soldier of Fortune magazine. Kids today don't have that. They don't know about Jivaro Blowguns, Ninja Knives, spy devices, etc.
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You seem somewhat backerds and backwoods.

You ride a bike with spandex and a helmet, and youre claiming ignorance of airsoft? Do you think we are a bunch of dead eyed dicks?
Well shucks and bygosh, we back heres at the end of the rid, ain’t go no of thems new fangled eletrick cars so we got to ride them ole, bikes. Heck, ole blu is jsut a bit too ole to rid enyways. Cuse me now, gotta get me ole shotgun loaded with some ole rusty screws and nails so I’s kan gat mes one of thos tree rats fer souper.
 
Well shucks and bygosh, we back heres at the end of the rid, ain’t go no of thems new fangled eletrick cars so we got to ride them ole, bikes. Heck, ole blu is jsut a bit too ole to rid enyways. Cuse me now, gotta get me ole shotgun loaded with some ole rusty screws and nails so I’s kan gat mes one of thos tree rats fer souper.

Stop trying to show off how good your English is. We all know you are the top tier from down in those parts.
 
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Stop trying to show off how good your English is. We all know you are the top tier from down in those parts.
Well, I don’t think there is a Tesla in all of Jackson Parish. But I was parked near one of the Tesla Pickups when I was at our son’s in Florida. The thing was HUGE!

I think I’ll stick with the GMC. It’s big enough. (And it can pull our sailboat from here to Florida and back without having to charge the battery even once :D )
 
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Amazon is full of chinesium shit like this. It is really ideal for airsoft, BB guns, kids, etc.

You have to remember, we are the last generation of the last ten pages of Soldier of Fortune magazine. Kids today don't have that. They don't know about Jivaro Blowguns, Ninja Knives, spy devices, etc.
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Wheres the Paladin Press advertisement?
Oh to be that kid again.....
I would check into those asian beauties this time....
 
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