007, Daniel Craig

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So there I was, watching the miserable news kissing the Kamaltoe for the day and reading a review on an old movie and the actress was married to Daniel Craig. Yeah, 007 himself and thinking about the Bond movies he made. I don't get them. If you try and follow them, apparently James Bond is an orphan from an extremely wealthy family and his parents were killed when their train car filled with money burned up with them inside. Then Bond was shipped away to boarding school after being left indigent and taken in by the Blofeld family. The Blofeld kid was extremely jealous and despised James throughout school, so he formed an international criminal organization to hound James for the entirety of his life and destroy England as well.

A despondent and empty Bond is accidentally shot and presumed killed by a diversity hire agent who cannot shoot worth a shit and to cover up the murder MI6 erases his employment records and sells off his property, belongings and personal items pocketing the cash for themselves. All without making the least bit of effort to confirm his death or recover his body or find one of his many living relatives to take possession of his estate. When is boss, an 80 year old women is nearly blown up by another former agent she abandoned in the field he sobers up from a months long bender and returns to work only to find they have looted his bank accounts, stolen his house and apartment and cleared out his desk replacing him with a six foot tall black lesbian. For some stupid reason he does not hire a fucking lawyer and get all of the stuff they stole back. He accepts he is replaced by a DEI hire and lets his employer shit on him even harder. The perfect secret agent is always someone who will not blend into society anywhere in the world, like say a giant black carpet muncher, thus he is now as important as Prince Harry but refuses to quit sucking up.

In the end he captures his old roomie and dismantles his international criminal organization but is then forced to go to China and try and destroy the Wuhan labs to stop the Kung Flu from destroying the world. He takes his smoking hot French girlfriend with him and she climbs the rocky coast in fuck-me pumps to be with him. For some stupid reason he agrees to save jolly old England for one last time and they fucking kill him for good, leaving his kid fatherless and empty (suitable for future agent jobs) and his girlfriend has to live in hiding for the rest of her life because Bond's former employer may kill her and steal her assets as well.

So over the last decade of his career, he fucks the accountant who betrays him, causes the death of most women he sleeps with as revenge from his old schoolmate, plays cards for millions of dollars which disappears from his bank accounts faster than the family home and impregnates a smoking hot French girl after killing her dad. Dad by the way, asks Bond to look her up and tap dat ass. He is stuck driving a 50 year old sports car with 20,000 pounds of armor and weapons hidden inside and so broke he doesn't own a Play Station 2.

Really, why the hell would this guy save England? He is fucked harder than Captain American. That poor guy was MIA for 60 years and contrary to every military reg the DOD refused to pay him his 60 years of back pay, leave and benefits, promote him to his correct rank of O-6 and enslaved him to an illegal spy agency who forced him to live in a shitty one bedroom apartment, beg coworkers for rides to work and live in poverty while they exploited his genetically enhanced skills.

Socialism is rampant and makes shitty movies. Now they made Captain America black, he is fucking broke and working on his sister's fishing boat and they DEI this poor fucker into saving the world for $12 dollars an hour, but only when he is actually wearing the suit. He works with a Kentucky hick with a bow and arrow and a former KGB prostitute/killer who are both severely underpaid.

While we are on the subject, if Wolverine would have gotten a regular job and saved some fucking money he would not be living in a hobo camper, also penniless and forced to stab people to survive. Can you imagine being nearly immortal and not having the good sense to create generational wealth so you could live in luxury, screw fine women and travel in the world. Instead, your dumb ass keeps enlisting in the god damned infantry as a PFC every war for 150 years and still never got smart enough to use your GI Bill to go to college or trade school and get a fucking job for Christ's sakes.

The world of spies and superheroes is filled with bored rich assholes who buy their game and use it to get revenge or as an ego trip or desperately broke mother fuckers forced into what is basically indentured service to evil governments, cooperations or enslavement by a wealthy benefactor like Professor Xavier who owns a pedophile pimp house full of "gifted" kids he lets wealthy politicians and businessmen use.

Socialist movies suck balls.
 
So there I was, watching the miserable news kissing the Kamaltoe for the day and reading a review on an old movie and the actress was married to Daniel Craig. Yeah, 007 himself and thinking about the Bond movies he made. I don't get them. If you try and follow them, apparently James Bond is an orphan from an extremely wealthy family and his parents were killed when their train car filled with money burned up with them inside. Then Bond was shipped away to boarding school after being left indigent and taken in by the Blofeld family. The Blofeld kid was extremely jealous and despised James throughout school, so he formed an international criminal organization to hound James for the entirety of his life and destroy England as well.

A despondent and empty Bond is accidentally shot and presumed killed by a diversity hire agent who cannot shoot worth a shit and to cover up the murder MI6 erases his employment records and sells off his property, belongings and personal items pocketing the cash for themselves. All without making the least bit of effort to confirm his death or recover his body or find one of his many living relatives to take possession of his estate. When is boss, an 80 year old women is nearly blown up by another former agent she abandoned in the field he sobers up from a months long bender and returns to work only to find they have looted his bank accounts, stolen his house and apartment and cleared out his desk replacing him with a six foot tall black lesbian. For some stupid reason he does not hire a fucking lawyer and get all of the stuff they stole back. He accepts he is replaced by a DEI hire and lets his employer shit on him even harder. The perfect secret agent is always someone who will not blend into society anywhere in the world, like say a giant black carpet muncher, thus he is now as important as Prince Harry but refuses to quit sucking up.

In the end he captures his old roomie and dismantles his international criminal organization but is then forced to go to China and try and destroy the Wuhan labs to stop the Kung Flu from destroying the world. He takes his smoking hot French girlfriend with him and she climbs the rocky coast in fuck-me pumps to be with him. For some stupid reason he agrees to save jolly old England for one last time and they fucking kill him for good, leaving his kid fatherless and empty (suitable for future agent jobs) and his girlfriend has to live in hiding for the rest of her life because Bond's former employer may kill her and steal her assets as well.

So over the last decade of his career, he fucks the accountant who betrays him, causes the death of most women he sleeps with as revenge from his old schoolmate, plays cards for millions of dollars which disappears from his bank accounts faster than the family home and impregnates a smoking hot French girl after killing her dad. Dad by the way, asks Bond to look her up and tap dat ass. He is stuck driving a 50 year old sports car with 20,000 pounds of armor and weapons hidden inside and so broke he doesn't own a Play Station 2.

Really, why the hell would this guy save England? He is fucked harder than Captain American. That poor guy was MIA for 60 years and contrary to every military reg the DOD refused to pay him his 60 years of back pay, leave and benefits, promote him to his correct rank of O-6 and enslaved him to an illegal spy agency who forced him to live in a shitty one bedroom apartment, beg coworkers for rides to work and live in poverty while they exploited his genetically enhanced skills.

Socialism is rampant and makes shitty movies. Now they made Captain America black, he is fucking broke and working on his sister's fishing boat and they DEI this poor fucker into saving the world for $12 dollars an hour, but only when he is actually wearing the suit. He works with a Kentucky hick with a bow and arrow and a former KGB prostitute/killer who are both severely underpaid.

While we are on the subject, if Wolverine would have gotten a regular job and saved some fucking money he would not be living in a hobo camper, also penniless and forced to stab people to survive. Can you imagine being nearly immortal and not having the good sense to create generational wealth so you could live in luxury, screw fine women and travel in the world. Instead, your dumb ass keeps enlisting in the god damned infantry as a PFC every war for 150 years and still never got smart enough to use your GI Bill to go to college or trade school and get a fucking job for Christ's sakes.

The world of spies and superheroes is filled with bored rich assholes who buy their game and use it to get revenge or as an ego trip or desperately broke mother fuckers force into what is basically indentured service to evil governments, cooperations or enslavement by a wealthy benefactor like Professor Xavier who owns a pedophile pimp house full of "gifted" kids he lets wealthy politicians and businessmen use.

Socialist movies suck balls.

What are these "Movies" that you speak of ? :unsure: :ROFLMAO:
 
So there I was, watching the miserable news kissing the Kamaltoe for the day and reading a review on an old movie and the actress was married to Daniel Craig. Yeah, 007 himself and thinking about the Bond movies he made. I don't get them. If you try and follow them, apparently James Bond is an orphan from an extremely wealthy family and his parents were killed when their train car filled with money burned up with them inside. Then Bond was shipped away to boarding school after being left indigent and taken in by the Blofeld family. The Blofeld kid was extremely jealous and despised James throughout school, so he formed an international criminal organization to hound James for the entirety of his life and destroy England as well.

A despondent and empty Bond is accidentally shot and presumed killed by a diversity hire agent who cannot shoot worth a shit and to cover up the murder MI6 erases his employment records and sells off his property, belongings and personal items pocketing the cash for themselves. All without making the least bit of effort to confirm his death or recover his body or find one of his many living relatives to take possession of his estate. When is boss, an 80 year old women is nearly blown up by another former agent she abandoned in the field he sobers up from a months long bender and returns to work only to find they have looted his bank accounts, stolen his house and apartment and cleared out his desk replacing him with a six foot tall black lesbian. For some stupid reason he does not hire a fucking lawyer and get all of the stuff they stole back. He accepts he is replaced by a DEI hire and lets his employer shit on him even harder. The perfect secret agent is always someone who will not blend into society anywhere in the world, like say a giant black carpet muncher, thus he is now as important as Prince Harry but refuses to quit sucking up.

In the end he captures his old roomie and dismantles his international criminal organization but is then forced to go to China and try and destroy the Wuhan labs to stop the Kung Flu from destroying the world. He takes his smoking hot French girlfriend with him and she climbs the rocky coast in fuck-me pumps to be with him. For some stupid reason he agrees to save jolly old England for one last time and they fucking kill him for good, leaving his kid fatherless and empty (suitable for future agent jobs) and his girlfriend has to live in hiding for the rest of her life because Bond's former employer may kill her and steal her assets as well.

So over the last decade of his career, he fucks the accountant who betrays him, causes the death of most women he sleeps with as revenge from his old schoolmate, plays cards for millions of dollars which disappears from his bank accounts faster than the family home and impregnates a smoking hot French girl after killing her dad. Dad by the way, asks Bond to look her up and tap dat ass. He is stuck driving a 50 year old sports car with 20,000 pounds of armor and weapons hidden inside and so broke he doesn't own a Play Station 2.

Really, why the hell would this guy save England? He is fucked harder than Captain American. That poor guy was MIA for 60 years and contrary to every military reg the DOD refused to pay him his 60 years of back pay, leave and benefits, promote him to his correct rank of O-6 and enslaved him to an illegal spy agency who forced him to live in a shitty one bedroom apartment, beg coworkers for rides to work and live in poverty while they exploited his genetically enhanced skills.

Socialism is rampant and makes shitty movies. Now they made Captain America black, he is fucking broke and working on his sister's fishing boat and they DEI this poor fucker into saving the world for $12 dollars an hour, but only when he is actually wearing the suit. He works with a Kentucky hick with a bow and arrow and a former KGB prostitute/killer who are both severely underpaid.

While we are on the subject, if Wolverine would have gotten a regular job and saved some fucking money he would not be living in a hobo camper, also penniless and forced to stab people to survive. Can you imagine being nearly immortal and not having the good sense to create generational wealth so you could live in luxury, screw fine women and travel in the world. Instead, your dumb ass keeps enlisting in the god damned infantry as a PFC every war for 150 years and still never got smart enough to use your GI Bill to go to college or trade school and get a fucking job for Christ's sakes.

The world of spies and superheroes is filled with bored rich assholes who buy their game and use it to get revenge or as an ego trip or desperately broke mother fuckers forced into what is basically indentured service to evil governments, cooperations or enslavement by a wealthy benefactor like Professor Xavier who owns a pedophile pimp house full of "gifted" kids he lets wealthy politicians and businessmen use.

Socialist movies suck balls.
HOT DAMN........I haven't seen a rant this good since @TheGerman was last heard from. BRAVO sir BRAAAVO
 
@lonegunman762x51 and @Threadcutter308

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So there I was, watching the miserable news kissing the Kamaltoe for the day and reading a review on an old movie and the actress was married to Daniel Craig. Yeah, 007 himself and thinking about the Bond movies he made. I don't get them. If you try and follow them, apparently James Bond is an orphan from an extremely wealthy family and his parents were killed when their train car filled with money burned up with them inside. Then Bond was shipped away to boarding school after being left indigent and taken in by the Blofeld family. The Blofeld kid was extremely jealous and despised James throughout school, so he formed an international criminal organization to hound James for the entirety of his life and destroy England as well.

A despondent and empty Bond is accidentally shot and presumed killed by a diversity hire agent who cannot shoot worth a shit and to cover up the murder MI6 erases his employment records and sells off his property, belongings and personal items pocketing the cash for themselves. All without making the least bit of effort to confirm his death or recover his body or find one of his many living relatives to take possession of his estate. When is boss, an 80 year old women is nearly blown up by another former agent she abandoned in the field he sobers up from a months long bender and returns to work only to find they have looted his bank accounts, stolen his house and apartment and cleared out his desk replacing him with a six foot tall black lesbian. For some stupid reason he does not hire a fucking lawyer and get all of the stuff they stole back. He accepts he is replaced by a DEI hire and lets his employer shit on him even harder. The perfect secret agent is always someone who will not blend into society anywhere in the world, like say a giant black carpet muncher, thus he is now as important as Prince Harry but refuses to quit sucking up.

In the end he captures his old roomie and dismantles his international criminal organization but is then forced to go to China and try and destroy the Wuhan labs to stop the Kung Flu from destroying the world. He takes his smoking hot French girlfriend with him and she climbs the rocky coast in fuck-me pumps to be with him. For some stupid reason he agrees to save jolly old England for one last time and they fucking kill him for good, leaving his kid fatherless and empty (suitable for future agent jobs) and his girlfriend has to live in hiding for the rest of her life because Bond's former employer may kill her and steal her assets as well.

So over the last decade of his career, he fucks the accountant who betrays him, causes the death of most women he sleeps with as revenge from his old schoolmate, plays cards for millions of dollars which disappears from his bank accounts faster than the family home and impregnates a smoking hot French girl after killing her dad. Dad by the way, asks Bond to look her up and tap dat ass. He is stuck driving a 50 year old sports car with 20,000 pounds of armor and weapons hidden inside and so broke he doesn't own a Play Station 2.

Really, why the hell would this guy save England? He is fucked harder than Captain American. That poor guy was MIA for 60 years and contrary to every military reg the DOD refused to pay him his 60 years of back pay, leave and benefits, promote him to his correct rank of O-6 and enslaved him to an illegal spy agency who forced him to live in a shitty one bedroom apartment, beg coworkers for rides to work and live in poverty while they exploited his genetically enhanced skills.

Socialism is rampant and makes shitty movies. Now they made Captain America black, he is fucking broke and working on his sister's fishing boat and they DEI this poor fucker into saving the world for $12 dollars an hour, but only when he is actually wearing the suit. He works with a Kentucky hick with a bow and arrow and a former KGB prostitute/killer who are both severely underpaid.

While we are on the subject, if Wolverine would have gotten a regular job and saved some fucking money he would not be living in a hobo camper, also penniless and forced to stab people to survive. Can you imagine being nearly immortal and not having the good sense to create generational wealth so you could live in luxury, screw fine women and travel in the world. Instead, your dumb ass keeps enlisting in the god damned infantry as a PFC every war for 150 years and still never got smart enough to use your GI Bill to go to college or trade school and get a fucking job for Christ's sakes.

The world of spies and superheroes is filled with bored rich assholes who buy their game and use it to get revenge or as an ego trip or desperately broke mother fuckers forced into what is basically indentured service to evil governments, cooperations or enslavement by a wealthy benefactor like Professor Xavier who owns a pedophile pimp house full of "gifted" kids he lets wealthy politicians and businessmen use.

Socialist movies suck balls.
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Are you a script writer? If you could pencil that all down, I think it would make a great book. Hell it would even make a great movie and I bet lots of people would show up to watch it. Gifted, I tell you. You're gifted.
 
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Only newer movie I’ve seen recently was that Exorcist sequel that included some of the original cast. It was absolutely horrible, especially compared with the original or the little known 3rd movie, which was awesome.
 
@Threadcutter308 @lonegunman762x51

I shit on both of you. JK

I liked Roger Moore because he was tongue-in-cheek.

Sean Connery was physically the most believable but he was the poor boy of the bunch, having been a lorrie driver, before.

George Lazenby was forgettable.

I liked Pierce Brosnan but I knew he was not a good fit.

Does that mean that Maxwell Smart was actually the best of the best?

"Missed it by that much."

"Okay, how about a couple of angry boy scouts in a canoe?"
 
So there I was, watching the miserable news kissing the Kamaltoe for the day and reading a review on an old movie and the actress was married to Daniel Craig. Yeah, 007 himself and thinking about the Bond movies he made. I don't get them. If you try and follow them, apparently James Bond is an orphan from an extremely wealthy family and his parents were killed when their train car filled with money burned up with them inside. Then Bond was shipped away to boarding school after being left indigent and taken in by the Blofeld family. The Blofeld kid was extremely jealous and despised James throughout school, so he formed an international criminal organization to hound James for the entirety of his life and destroy England as well.

A despondent and empty Bond is accidentally shot and presumed killed by a diversity hire agent who cannot shoot worth a shit and to cover up the murder MI6 erases his employment records and sells off his property, belongings and personal items pocketing the cash for themselves. All without making the least bit of effort to confirm his death or recover his body or find one of his many living relatives to take possession of his estate. When is boss, an 80 year old women is nearly blown up by another former agent she abandoned in the field he sobers up from a months long bender and returns to work only to find they have looted his bank accounts, stolen his house and apartment and cleared out his desk replacing him with a six foot tall black lesbian. For some stupid reason he does not hire a fucking lawyer and get all of the stuff they stole back. He accepts he is replaced by a DEI hire and lets his employer shit on him even harder. The perfect secret agent is always someone who will not blend into society anywhere in the world, like say a giant black carpet muncher, thus he is now as important as Prince Harry but refuses to quit sucking up.

In the end he captures his old roomie and dismantles his international criminal organization but is then forced to go to China and try and destroy the Wuhan labs to stop the Kung Flu from destroying the world. He takes his smoking hot French girlfriend with him and she climbs the rocky coast in fuck-me pumps to be with him. For some stupid reason he agrees to save jolly old England for one last time and they fucking kill him for good, leaving his kid fatherless and empty (suitable for future agent jobs) and his girlfriend has to live in hiding for the rest of her life because Bond's former employer may kill her and steal her assets as well.

So over the last decade of his career, he fucks the accountant who betrays him, causes the death of most women he sleeps with as revenge from his old schoolmate, plays cards for millions of dollars which disappears from his bank accounts faster than the family home and impregnates a smoking hot French girl after killing her dad. Dad by the way, asks Bond to look her up and tap dat ass. He is stuck driving a 50 year old sports car with 20,000 pounds of armor and weapons hidden inside and so broke he doesn't own a Play Station 2.

Really, why the hell would this guy save England? He is fucked harder than Captain American. That poor guy was MIA for 60 years and contrary to every military reg the DOD refused to pay him his 60 years of back pay, leave and benefits, promote him to his correct rank of O-6 and enslaved him to an illegal spy agency who forced him to live in a shitty one bedroom apartment, beg coworkers for rides to work and live in poverty while they exploited his genetically enhanced skills.

Socialism is rampant and makes shitty movies. Now they made Captain America black, he is fucking broke and working on his sister's fishing boat and they DEI this poor fucker into saving the world for $12 dollars an hour, but only when he is actually wearing the suit. He works with a Kentucky hick with a bow and arrow and a former KGB prostitute/killer who are both severely underpaid.

While we are on the subject, if Wolverine would have gotten a regular job and saved some fucking money he would not be living in a hobo camper, also penniless and forced to stab people to survive. Can you imagine being nearly immortal and not having the good sense to create generational wealth so you could live in luxury, screw fine women and travel in the world. Instead, your dumb ass keeps enlisting in the god damned infantry as a PFC every war for 150 years and still never got smart enough to use your GI Bill to go to college or trade school and get a fucking job for Christ's sakes.

The world of spies and superheroes is filled with bored rich assholes who buy their game and use it to get revenge or as an ego trip or desperately broke mother fuckers forced into what is basically indentured service to evil governments, cooperations or enslavement by a wealthy benefactor like Professor Xavier who owns a pedophile pimp house full of "gifted" kids he lets wealthy politicians and businessmen use.

Socialist movies suck balls.
You are way over analyzing Bond movies. Let me break it down for you, I've always been a fan of them.
1. They are for entertainment only.
2. Bond loves his country.
3. Bond loves to drink.
4. Bond loves to get hot poon.
 
You are way over analyzing Bond movies. Let me break it down for you, I've always been a fan of them.
1. They are for entertainment only.
2. Bond loves his country.
3. Bond loves to drink.
4. Bond loves to get hot poon.
Yes, and let us remember the author was an intelligence analyst for MI-6 and this was his fantasy of field work. So, working bloke, not to the manor born.
 
@Threadcutter308 @lonegunman762x51

I shit on both of you. JK

I liked Roger Moore because he was tongue-in-cheek.

Sean Connery was physically the most believable but he was the poor boy of the bunch, having been a lorrie driver, before.

George Lazenby was forgettable.

I liked Pierce Brosnan but I knew he was not a good fit.

Does that mean that Maxwell Smart was actually the best of the best?

"Missed it by that much."

"Okay, how about a couple of angry boy scouts in a canoe?"
I forgot about George Lazenby
Timothy Dalton was forgettable too, he tried to play the part too seriously.
I must admit I was repulsed when it was announced that Danial Craig was going to be Bond. However, after his first performance as 007 in Casino Royale , I think he's the best Bond by the way he played the part. Didn't like him getting 007 killed off so he could be done playing the part. Fkng ingrate , being Bond made him more money than he'll ever be able to spend.Plus the fame that came with it..
I need to find a Biography of Ian Fleming.
 
You know what would be better? A bunch of regular folks who got together and filmed a movie based on some real life shit with their cell phones. Maybe hire an editor to make it look good. Put it on Rumble.

They should do kind of an Ed TV thing on me.
Itd look something like this:
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I forgot about George Lazenby
Timothy Dalton was forgettable too, he tried to play the part too seriously.
I must admit I was repulsed when it was announced that Danial Craig was going to be Bond. However, after his first performance as 007 in Casino Royale , I think he's the best Bond by the way he played the part. Didn't like him getting 007 killed off so he could be done playing the part. Fkng ingrate , being Bond made him more money than he'll ever be able to spend.Plus the fame that came with it..
I need to find a Biography of Ian Fleming.
You ever read about how Lazenby screwed himself out of any future Bond roles after HMSS ? Incredibly stupid.

There was only ever one Bond. Sean Connery.
 
There is a different way to think about the movie order. It's all the same James bond.


1. Casino Royale (2006)
2. Quantum of Solace (2008)
3. Goldfinger (1964)
4. Dr. No (1962)
5. From Russia With Love (1963)
6. Thunderball (1965)
7. Live and Let Die (1973)
8. The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
9. Moonraker (1979)
10. You Only Live Twice (1967)
11. Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
12. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
13. For Your Eyes Only (1981)
14. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
15. The Living Daylights (1987)
16. License to Kill (1989)
17. Goldeneye (1995)
18. Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
19. The World is Not Enough (1999)
20. Die Another Day (2002)
21. Sky fall (2012)
22. Specter (2015)
23. Octopussy (1983)
24. A View to a Kill (1985)
25. Never Say Never Again (1983)
26. No Time to Die (2021)
27. Casino Royale (1967)

Haven't had the chance to watch this order yet.
 
The best Bond is Sean Connery and that’s by a country mile. The worst is Daniel Craig. The only Bond to die and he even lost when M was killed. Loser Bond that was just joyless in his interpretation and to watch. He was also pretty much cucked throughout the series. They wanted to modernize Bond and basically destroyed just about everything that was cool about the character. I can tolerate and find a lot of joy in watching the other Bond films but outside of Casino Royale, Craig’s films were atrocious and got worse as they went along in hindsight. He hated playing the character and played it with the derision that he felt.
 
I must also agree and with a friend of mine, Jeanne (RIP), who was a hardcore JB fan. She felt, and rightly so, Sean Connery was the only James Bond.

However, contrast that to another famous role he had. Ramirez. Here is Sean Connery, a guy of arabic descent and raised in Scotland and playing a Spaniard without even uttering one word of spanish, whether castillian or any other variation. And he is mentor the scotsman, played by french actor Christopher Lambert, who had no ability to even approach a scottish accent, so, he slowed down his speech and lowered the pitch of his voice to avoid sounding too french. Way to go, Russell Mulcahey.
 
I must also agree and with a friend of mine, Jeanne (RIP), who was a hardcore JB fan. She felt, and rightly so, Sean Connery was the only James Bond.

However, contrast that to another famous role he had. Ramirez. Here is Sean Connery, a guy of arabic descent and raised in Scotland and playing a Spaniard without even uttering one word of spanish, whether castillian or any other variation. And he is mentor the scotsman, played by french actor Christopher Lambert, who had no ability to even approach a scottish accent, so, he slowed down his speech and lowered the pitch of his voice to avoid sounding too french. Way to go, Russell Mulcahey.
There can be only one!
 
I must also agree and with a friend of mine, Jeanne (RIP), who was a hardcore JB fan. She felt, and rightly so, Sean Connery was the only James Bond.

However, contrast that to another famous role he had. Ramirez. Here is Sean Connery, a guy of arabic descent and raised in Scotland and playing a Spaniard without even uttering one word of spanish, whether castillian or any other variation. And he is mentor the scotsman, played by french actor Christopher Lambert, who had no ability to even approach a scottish accent, so, he slowed down his speech and lowered the pitch of his voice to avoid sounding too french. Way to go, Russell Mulcahey.
Yeah, but it was a fun movie.
 
Yeah, but it was a fun movie.
Quite a bit of what Clancy Brown as the Kurgan was ad-libbed. For example, the scene in the church of snuffing the candles with his fingers and licking the priest's hand. Not in the script.

Neither was quoting lyrics from ""Rock of Ages" by Def Leppard.

But this was one of my favorite scenes.

 
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I must also agree and with a friend of mine, Jeanne (RIP), who was a hardcore JB fan. She felt, and rightly so, Sean Connery was the only James Bond.

However, contrast that to another famous role he had. Ramirez. Here is Sean Connery, a guy of arabic descent and raised in Scotland and playing a Spaniard without even uttering one word of spanish, whether castillian or any other variation. And he is mentor the scotsman, played by french actor Christopher Lambert, who had no ability to even approach a scottish accent, so, he slowed down his speech and lowered the pitch of his voice to avoid sounding too french. Way to go, Russell Mulcahey.
Hey, that’s one of my favorites as a kid!! Highlander to this day is one of my favorites to watch, warts and all. Yeah it makes no sense but I still love it. Clancy Brown as the Kurgan is magnificent. I even had custom swords commissioned for my collection from that Highlander franchise. The last five movies my dad ever saw were with me. They were Highlander, For a Few Dollars more, quigley Down Under Commando, and Pale Rider. Of those my dad enjoyed Highlander the most (mainly because he said he never saw it before). Good memories
 
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Quite a bit of what Clancy Brown as the Kurgan was ad-libbed. For example, the scene in the church of snuffing the candles with his fingers and licking the priest's hand. Not in the script.

Neither was quoting lyrics from ""Rock of Ages" by Def Leppard.

But this was one of my favorite scenes.


That was a good scene, really defined the characters.
 
So there I was, watching the miserable news kissing the Kamaltoe for the day and reading a review on an old movie and the actress was married to Daniel Craig. Yeah, 007 himself and thinking about the Bond movies he made. I don't get them. If you try and follow them, apparently James Bond is an orphan from an extremely wealthy family and his parents were killed when their train car filled with money burned up with them inside. Then Bond was shipped away to boarding school after being left indigent and taken in by the Blofeld family. The Blofeld kid was extremely jealous and despised James throughout school, so he formed an international criminal organization to hound James for the entirety of his life and destroy England as well.

A despondent and empty Bond is accidentally shot and presumed killed by a diversity hire agent who cannot shoot worth a shit and to cover up the murder MI6 erases his employment records and sells off his property, belongings and personal items pocketing the cash for themselves. All without making the least bit of effort to confirm his death or recover his body or find one of his many living relatives to take possession of his estate. When is boss, an 80 year old women is nearly blown up by another former agent she abandoned in the field he sobers up from a months long bender and returns to work only to find they have looted his bank accounts, stolen his house and apartment and cleared out his desk replacing him with a six foot tall black lesbian. For some stupid reason he does not hire a fucking lawyer and get all of the stuff they stole back. He accepts he is replaced by a DEI hire and lets his employer shit on him even harder. The perfect secret agent is always someone who will not blend into society anywhere in the world, like say a giant black carpet muncher, thus he is now as important as Prince Harry but refuses to quit sucking up.

In the end he captures his old roomie and dismantles his international criminal organization but is then forced to go to China and try and destroy the Wuhan labs to stop the Kung Flu from destroying the world. He takes his smoking hot French girlfriend with him and she climbs the rocky coast in fuck-me pumps to be with him. For some stupid reason he agrees to save jolly old England for one last time and they fucking kill him for good, leaving his kid fatherless and empty (suitable for future agent jobs) and his girlfriend has to live in hiding for the rest of her life because Bond's former employer may kill her and steal her assets as well.

So over the last decade of his career, he fucks the accountant who betrays him, causes the death of most women he sleeps with as revenge from his old schoolmate, plays cards for millions of dollars which disappears from his bank accounts faster than the family home and impregnates a smoking hot French girl after killing her dad. Dad by the way, asks Bond to look her up and tap dat ass. He is stuck driving a 50 year old sports car with 20,000 pounds of armor and weapons hidden inside and so broke he doesn't own a Play Station 2.

Really, why the hell would this guy save England? He is fucked harder than Captain American. That poor guy was MIA for 60 years and contrary to every military reg the DOD refused to pay him his 60 years of back pay, leave and benefits, promote him to his correct rank of O-6 and enslaved him to an illegal spy agency who forced him to live in a shitty one bedroom apartment, beg coworkers for rides to work and live in poverty while they exploited his genetically enhanced skills.

Socialism is rampant and makes shitty movies. Now they made Captain America black, he is fucking broke and working on his sister's fishing boat and they DEI this poor fucker into saving the world for $12 dollars an hour, but only when he is actually wearing the suit. He works with a Kentucky hick with a bow and arrow and a former KGB prostitute/killer who are both severely underpaid.

While we are on the subject, if Wolverine would have gotten a regular job and saved some fucking money he would not be living in a hobo camper, also penniless and forced to stab people to survive. Can you imagine being nearly immortal and not having the good sense to create generational wealth so you could live in luxury, screw fine women and travel in the world. Instead, your dumb ass keeps enlisting in the god damned infantry as a PFC every war for 150 years and still never got smart enough to use your GI Bill to go to college or trade school and get a fucking job for Christ's sakes.

The world of spies and superheroes is filled with bored rich assholes who buy their game and use it to get revenge or as an ego trip or desperately broke mother fuckers forced into what is basically indentured service to evil governments, cooperations or enslavement by a wealthy benefactor like Professor Xavier who owns a pedophile pimp house full of "gifted" kids he lets wealthy politicians and businessmen use.

Socialist movies suck balls.
TLDR

Bond has sucked for awhile. Only thing hollywood has pumped out worth watching is Deadpool