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I am wearing this t-shirt today and had to visit HR about, 2hr lecture about how offensive this shirt is.
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I need to find a t-shirt that says something like get on your waaaah cycle and pedal away, basically a go fuck off somewhere else that won't earn me another useless lecture about how my hobby is offensive.
 
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I’d make hr document it in the policy, as well as provide me a copy of the rule that specifically prohibits this.

I take the message of the shirt to be generous, kind, and well meaning.
 
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Knew a kid that received complaints about his tshirt, so he wore it inside out, the supervisor told him his shirt was inside out, and the kid acted like it was news to him, so he turns the offensive tshirt right side out, then told hr the supervisor told him to wear it that side out. He was so dumb it was genius.

Then he proceeded to wear his tshirt either inside out or backwards nearly every day after that. Haha.
 
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I don't have the t-shirt but a friend once suggested getting out of jury duty for an amish guy by wearing a t-shirt with Nathan Bedford Forrest on it.
 
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I work for the state of Illinois and I wear offensive shirts/hats all the time. Heck my mousepad is a USA+Gadsden flag with an AR15 on it.

I am brown so they can’t do shit. I will just sue them for racial discrimination 😂 and they know that because I’ve made them miserable several times and had them shutdown a few DEI and lgbwtf activities. I told them it makes me feel excluded and extremely uncomfortable 🤣. They can’t fucking stand me. Not sure if it’s because I am a conservative or a brown conservative. Either way, the HR can eat $hit.
 
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DangerDave said:
I work for the state of Illinois and I wear offensive shirts/hats all the time. Heck my mousepad is a USA+Gadsden flag with an AR15 on it.

I am brown so they can’t do shit. I will just sue them for racial discrimination 😂 and they know that because I’ve made them miserable several times and had them shutdown a few DEI and lgbwtf activities. I told them it makes me feel excluded and extremely uncomfortable 🤣. They can’t fucking stand me. Not sure if it’s because I am a conservative or a brown conservative. Either way, the HR can eat $hit.
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Darryle said:
I am trying to offend without getting fired, I know all to well how to get fired 🤣
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a friend was amazing at getting under their skin in funny ways. He filed a complaint that he was allergic to the hr lady’s perfume and it gave him headaches. She had to quit wearing it. Haha!
I got too many stories with that guy. He finally did get escorted off the premises.
 
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Darryle said:
Even more ironic is there are multiple flatscreens located throughout the company facilities playing looped videos of our aircraft launching Hellfires, Sidewinders, APKWS II and destroying targets with turret mounted rotary cannon
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Clearly the person who turned you in is still mad they missed the MDT Black Friday sale.
 
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DangerDave said:
I work for the state of Illinois and I wear offensive shirts/hats all the time. Heck my mousepad is a USA+Gadsden flag with an AR15 on it.

I am brown so they can’t do shit. I will just sue them for racial discrimination 😂 and they know that because I’ve made them miserable several times and had them shutdown a few DEI and lgbwtf activities. I told them it makes me feel excluded and extremely uncomfortable 🤣. They can’t fucking stand me. Not sure if it’s because I am a conservative or a brown conservative. Either way, the HR can eat $hit.
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Thank you for your contributions. I'm the wrong kind of brown--all 4 grandparents came from southern Italy (and were thrilled to assimilate). First, Italians were the wrong kind (brown) and then we became white--just in time for white to be bad. So, I point out that my skin is brown, but apparently the wrong kind. But, it's OK. I hate everybody equally.
 
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mrdrar said:
Thank you for your contributions. I'm the wrong kind of brown--all 4 grandparents came from southern Italy (and were thrilled to assimilate). First, Italians were the wrong kind (brown) and then we became white--just in time for white to be bad. So, I point out that my skin is brown, but apparently the wrong kind. But, it's OK. I hate everybody equally.
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Great, now, I have that Christopher Walken scene about sicilians in my head.

Great, just great.
 
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