C. Flex his calvesYou're out in the wilderness. You just finished smoking a joint. You have a Butterfinger and a Babe Ruth mini bar. You forgot your scissors. How do you get them open?
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C. Flex his calvesYou're out in the wilderness. You just finished smoking a joint. You have a Butterfinger and a Babe Ruth mini bar. You forgot your scissors. How do you get them open?
Betcha he puts pineapple on pizza.I fast sometimes to simulate being hungry in combat. I eat eggs (4) whole cooked obv. I eat tons of fruits and veggies. Salmon on occasion, chicken, lean beef, pork, lots of veggies. Yogurt, probiotics lots of milk. Carbs when I'm running or weightlifting. No alcohol. I get 8 hours of sleep unless I'm training at night. I've been eating like this since I was 17. 22 now. I drink water constantly to help my metabolism and performance. Idk the calories I listen to my body and I eat whatever it feels like telling me. My calves are freaking insane I'll post a picture in a bit
I don't think he could get that stoned.Betcha he puts pineapple on pizza.
I’m gonna allow it… on probation.
But we are watching you… all of us. Closely.
Don’t fuck this up! So far… you are doing adequately.
Sirhr
PS my cats are rooting for you. But they have been wrong before.
Terms are acceptable, I appreciate the vote of confidence.I’m gonna allow it… on probation.
But we are watching you… all of us. Closely.
Don’t fuck this up! So far… you are doing adequately.
Sirhr
PS my cats are rooting for you. But they have been wrong before.
Pretty sure he was the chicken legged model for the MANASS Booty Dart League targetThe OP needs to look into shooting some USPSA.
Stuck between a center and a point guard huh?Terms are acceptable, I appreciate the vote of confidence.
Never been on probation, but once found myself playing “pro-bottom” in a pick-up basketball game. By the time I figured out that wasn’t a basketball position and we weren’t really playing basketball — it was too late.
No but you'll turn my frogs gay.I secretly hope he becomes a sniper thanks to our hazing
It was like one of them Reilly Reid videos - haven’t shit straight since.Stuck between a center and a point guard huh?
Just clatters down the pipe huh?It was like one of them Reilly Reid videos - haven’t shit straight since.
You’re gay enough for all the frogsI was gonna deploy regardless. Lmao
No but you'll turn my frogs gay.
Then you should quit dating boys on tinder.I'm a true 5'11. People think I'm 6'3 because these insecure boys on tinder claim 6' when they really 5'9
Hey man, good luck in your endeavors. Before you head down to your nearest recruiter's office, I recommend giving a REAL good listen to the audiobook of Starship Troopers, by Robert A. Heinlein. It will put you in the mindset of the new life you will be entering. It is not cakewalk. It will be tough and challenging, and you will be disassembled and remade into a new person, complete with the skills that you already have and more, and most importantly, be a TEAM PLAYER. Maybe 6 years from now, you will revisit this old thread, bump it back up to the mainpage, and have a great old time looking back and laughing along.
If you got the heart and right mind for it, GOOD LUCK once again. We may be ribbing the heck out of you here but we will also be rooting for you to succeed.
ETA: A shoutout to all of our servicemembers, past, present, and future:
Then you should quit dating boys on tinder.
It's easy to get the wrong impression.
And then, when he thinks all is lost and that God hates him, read or listen to Heinlein's "Job: A Comedy of Justice."Good reccomendation, then read gates of fire. It will take weeks for your erection to go away, and you won't even think of calling a doctor.
I drink and have a TS/SCI as do a number of others on hereDo alcoholics get security clearances? Should I start drinking? No ofc not.
Yeah. I used to spray myself with cold water at 6am and run. Only thing that might break me is drown proofing. Im a strong swimmer tho. Swimming a piece of cake thanks to a super kind black US Army Iraq war combat veteran trained me to swim. (REST IN PEACE MR. ERICK FUCKING STILL GOT YOUR DOG TAGS). GOD BLESS.Do you have any cold weather training ?
I'm talking about extended periods of time in a cold environment.Yeah. I used to spray myself with cold water at 6am and run. Only thing that might break me is drown proofing. Im a strong swimmer tho. Swimming a piece of cake thanks to a super kind black US Army Iraq war combat veteran trained me to swim. (REST IN PEACE MR. ERICK FUCKING STILL GOT YOUR DOG TAGS). GOD BLESS.
No sir. I need to do that. Fuck ur holding me accountable YES SIR. on it.I'm talking about extended periods of time in a cold environment.
Right on bingo bango. No LapuaI'm 1,000% sure it's a .308..
No, 2,000% sure. For shooting a 4" kill zone at 800m with irons, it's the only reasonable option.
No way. That is childs play with an iron sighted .308 for anybody 1000% ready for SOF-D and naturally gifted in all the modalities necessary for an assassin. I was thinking .223 at most. Possibly with a patched bullet to prevent tracing the projectile.I'm 1,000% sure it's a .308..
No, 2,000% sure. For shooting a 4" kill zone at 800m with irons, it's the only reasonable option.
Wait, did you just say that a black guy taught you to swim?Yeah. I used to spray myself with cold water at 6am and run. Only thing that might break me is drown proofing. Im a strong swimmer tho. Swimming a piece of cake thanks to a super kind black US Army Iraq war combat veteran trained me to swim. (REST IN PEACE MR. ERICK FUCKING STILL GOT YOUR DOG TAGS). GOD BLESS.
No way. That is childs play with an iron sighted .308 for anybody 1000% ready for SOF-D and naturally gifted in all the modalities necessary for an assassin. I was thinking .223 at most. Possibly with a patched bullet to prevent tracing the projectile.
Yeah, I didn't really want to start this arguement with a crowd of people who never had a security clearance, but they wouldn't have any idea if you are an alcoholic, unless maybe you had several dui's. Even at TS+, they aren't asking you any real questions about alcohol consumption. I got my TS without ever even knowing the investigation had happened..I drink and have a TS/SCI as do a number of others on here
We aren't alcoholics because we don't go to the meetings.
Frank would if he was that tall.Who brags about being 5’11?
Respect, I deserve that. I was stationed In Wildflecken Germany . We went out on 6 and 7 day field trips with no heat in freezing temperatures . I can assist you there.No sir. I need to do that. Fuck ur holding me accountable YES SIR. on it.
Depends on "sneak up" definition and how close we talking. Other animals like deer I'm clinically mentally handicapped when trying to figure em out. Cause deer aren't predators and I think how the coyote thinks. 90% of coyote hunting is being in the right place ESPECIALLY at the right time, other 10% is luck. Many times when I tried to hunt Coyo's specifically I would get skunked 999/1000 times. but then again they always will be the grey ghosts. I'm not saying I'm on their ass and can sniff em out like Diddy hunting for Walgreens baby oil. Yeah they fucking make me feel so stupid. SOB coyotes and jackals are like Fighting, everyone confident until they get punched in the mouth and get humbled. I just have a knack for those little shit heads. Idk maybe I just think on their wavelength. I've met trappers who can figure out certain animals but not others. You never really figure it out, it's endless trial and error.Wow, I've been killing coyotes since 1991, and I spend quite a few days every year, usually all year long hunting them, but I couldn't sneak up on one if it had a million dollar collar wrapped around it's neck. I'm not a coyote's worst nightmare though, in fact, they make me feel like a fucking idiot all the time, even after all these years. I think maybe you are cut out for Delta.
I misjudged you. A man that thinks like a coyote is a dangerous man.Depends on "sneak up" definition and how close we talking. Other animals like deer I'm clinically mentally handicapped when trying to figure em out. Cause deer aren't predators and I think how the coyote thinks. 90% of coyote hunting is being in the right place ESPECIALLY at the right time, other 10% is luck. Many times when I tried to hunt Coyo's specifically I would get skunked 999/1000 times. but then again they always will be the grey ghosts. I'm not saying I'm on their ass and can sniff em out like Diddy hunting for Walgreens baby oil. Yeah they fucking make me feel so stupid. SOB coyotes and jackals are like Fighting, everyone confident until they get punched in the mouth and get humbled. I just have a knack for those little shit heads. Idk maybe I just think on their wavelength. I've met trappers who can figure out certain animals but not others. You never really figure it out, it's endless trial and error.
Touché, or touchee if you’re dumbFrank would if he was that tall.
Nude male on male body warmth sharing classes?Respect, I deserve that. I was stationed In Wildflecken Germany . We went out on 6 and 7 day field trips with no heat in freezing temperatures . I can assist you there.
FIFYI'm a true 5'11. People think I'm 6'3 because these insecure boys on grinder claim 6' when they really 5'9
Field gay is ok..Nude male on male body warmth sharing classes?
Concrete work?This seems familiar for some reason. Don't remember who.
Nobody gives a fuck about your coyote storiesDepends on "sneak up" definition and how close we talking. Other animals like deer I'm clinically mentally handicapped when trying to figure em out. Cause deer aren't predators and I think how the coyote thinks. 90% of coyote hunting is being in the right place ESPECIALLY at the right time, other 10% is luck. Many times when I tried to hunt Coyo's specifically I would get skunked 999/1000 times. but then again they always will be the grey ghosts. I'm not saying I'm on their ass and can sniff em out like Diddy hunting for Walgreens baby oil. Yeah they fucking make me feel so stupid. SOB coyotes and jackals are like Fighting, everyone confident until they get punched in the mouth and get humbled. I just have a knack for those little shit heads. Idk maybe I just think on their wavelength. I've met trappers who can figure out certain animals but not others. You never really figure it out, it's endless trial and error.
Neither are hot. Sparing you. Mom got Cushings syndrome and she's old and my sibling is a minor minor.Nobody gives a fuck about your coyote stories
One way to ensure your acceptance is post pictures of your mom and or 18+ sister.