Are we all gona wait till Christmas eve or we buyin the wife's gift early?

louu · Nov 26, 2024

Why do I remember and then instantly forget to buy her gift till the last minute?
Did you guys get it already? What kind of stuff did you get her? Let's get some ideas rolling...

Mike Casselton · Nov 26, 2024

I keep a list on my phone. It's easy.

This year Rebecca will find out on Christmas day, what she bought for me.
I'll find out on Christmas day, what I bought for her.
Stocking stuffers are still done the traditional way.

weaselrunner · Nov 26, 2024

We did that last year.
But I did surprise her with an " outfit" and thigh high black boots. A gift to myself,. Crap, did I think that out loud again.

texastonk · Nov 26, 2024

I buy at the last minute when they are sold out of the gift she wanted or the size she wears. The I get her something she did not want but I think she needs.

wvfarrier · Nov 26, 2024

I bought her a cabin on 100 acres in the middle of nowhere....she is quite happy

Malum Prohibitum · Nov 26, 2024

I struggle with this every year . . .

JimTN · Nov 26, 2024

We will start the conversation soon, she asks "What do you want for Christmas?", I reply I don't know, surprise me. I ask what she wants for Christmas, she replies with "I don't know, I'll think on it". We go back and forth with this same conversation for a couple weeks or more, then she buys me something that I don't particular like or want, but I know it's what she wanted me to have. She is bad about what she likes, not what the person receiving the gift likes. LOL

P-Squared · Nov 26, 2024

This year she requested that I make her a gym bag to hold her workout equipment. It has to have a hard bottom, pockets on the outside for her phone and glasses, pockets on the inside for kleenix and car keys, straps that let her carry it over her shoulder, and anything else I think would be nice. I'm ordering the hook and look, and other fasteners/buckles next week, the off to design the patterns. I'm planning on making it out of laminated 1000D nylon, black on the outside, green on the inside.

She's got me so whooped.

Snipe260 · Nov 26, 2024

I got mine some new butter knives where she can make better sandwiches!

TheHorta · Nov 26, 2024

I bought my wife a gorgeous 21 year old Ukrainian girl to be her sex surrogate.

Imma giver.

diggler1833 · Nov 26, 2024

All I've got for her again this year is this here box...

MO Fugga · Nov 26, 2024

Malum Prohibitum said:
I struggle with this every year . . .

I don't. I'll be another pearl necklace for her.

Redlion · Nov 26, 2024

Wife, lol......

Bradu · Nov 26, 2024

I don't remember the last time I bought a Christmas present for my wife. We don't do gifts for any holiday or birthdays.

JoshPutman · Nov 26, 2024

Shit, just having me as her husband is gift enough.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot · Nov 26, 2024

Just orderd this for myself. tired of the cheap ones always trying to dump me.
Wife says what am I getting?
Any thing you want babe.
Thats how we do it

zeroz · Nov 26, 2024

This year is easy peasy. She was bitching about her clunky LH savage 110 I got her years ago as a first gun when she showed interest in hunting. This year she shot my CDG/hnt 26 and was pretty happy about it. So, she's getting a new rifle for her b day and scope for Christmas. They are only a couple weeks apart.

D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷ · Nov 26, 2024

Judge said I don’t have to buy her stuff anymore. Best deal ever!

Bradu · Nov 26, 2024

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said:
Just orderd this for myself. tired of the cheap ones always trying to dump me.
Wife says what am I getting?
Any thing you want babe.
Thats how we do it
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I can't bring myself to spend that on a stool. I've had it in the cart several times but never could pull the trigger.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot · Nov 26, 2024

Bradu said:
I can't bring myself to spend that on a stool. I've had it in the cart several times but never could pull the trigger.

Yah same here but it was on sale and I'm getin too old to be dumped on the floor so I splurged.
And I use them often.

Modoc · Nov 26, 2024

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot said:
Just orderd this for myself. tired of the cheap ones always trying to dump me.
Wife says what am I getting?
Any thing you want babe.
Thats how we do it
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A couple of the benchrest shooters at my local club are now using those instead of the provided chair. I’m considering one for my father because his back surgeries.

No clue about what to get my better half, maybe a MDT Field stock or a KRG Bravo to put her Howa 22-250 to take advantage of the adjustable pull length. Of course I’ll have to get some magazines then, 308 mags work for the 22-250.

jmp1 · Nov 26, 2024

D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷ said:
Judge said I don’t have to buy her stuff anymore. Best deal ever!

Amen Brother!!
You know why divorces are expensive??

Because they're worth it!!

Snipe260 · Nov 26, 2024

Bradu said:
I can't bring myself to spend that on a stool. I've had it in the cart several times but never could pull the trigger.

You should see @powdahounds stool

powdahound76 · Nov 26, 2024

I get my ex wife a package of black licorice and a bunch of Reese’s cups.
She hates the licorice and loves the Reese’s, but gets anaphylaxis.

My oh so lovely lady asked for a steam cleaner and another pair of Birkenstocks. She wears em for work and loves them.
She keeps it pretty simple.

MrSmith · Nov 27, 2024

I don't think I can top the pallet jack I got her a couple of years ago. She still talks about it.

Thank you,
MrSmith

mvphilly · Nov 27, 2024

We never exchange gifts but I do take her to the stationary store and hand her a card on certain occasions let her read it and then put it back on the shelf.I hate spending money on cards to see them get tossed a few weeks later.

The D · Nov 27, 2024

weaselrunner said:
We did that last year.
But I did surprise her with an " outfit" and thigh high black boots. A gift to myself,. Crap, did I think that out loud again.

Pics or it didn’t happen

37L1 · Nov 27, 2024

You guys are absolutely no help whatsoever.

Just like I expected.

Bullfrog08 · Nov 27, 2024

37L1 said:
You guys are absolutely no help whatsoever.

Just like I expected.

The easiest thing to get any woman is a vacation. Two plane tickets, a hotel, and I don't think it matters where.

I would suggest to most that you just get her a single one way plane ticket and be done with her!

kl3309 · Nov 30, 2024

louu said:
Why do I remember and then instantly forget to buy her gift till the last minute?
Did you guys get it already? What kind of stuff did you get her? Let's get some ideas rolling...

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Darayavaus · Nov 30, 2024

wvfarrier said:
I bought her a cabin on 100 acres in the middle of nowhere....she is quite happy

is she ever allowed to leave?

Darayavaus · Nov 30, 2024

Bullfrog08 said:
The easiest thing to get any woman is a vacation. Two plane tickets, a hotel, and I don't think it matters where.

I would suggest to most that you just get her a single one way plane ticket and be done with her!

yep, a refrigerator box makes a fine shipping container for the ex. back to the shithole of origin.

just poke a few air holes in it. ......learned that the hard way......

The D · Nov 30, 2024

37L1 said:
You guys are absolutely no help whatsoever.

Just like I expected.

You. Are. Welcome

Rthur · Nov 30, 2024

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wvfarrier · Dec 1, 2024

Darayavaus said:
is she ever allowed to leave?

Only on holidays and for emergencies....of course, she doesnt wanna leave so that helps

TheBigCountry · Dec 1, 2024

Wife? What’s that?

LuvDog · Dec 1, 2024

Hecouldgoalltheway · Dec 1, 2024

I always struggle with this, and I was excited to see this post. I thought, man, a few days ago I asked about pots and pans, and I got a doctorate level education in a few days. Fucking wisdom bursting at the seems..

Christmas presents?

Fucking nope.

We've got caskets, one way plane tickets, refrigerator boxes, and "the bitch better be greatful to have me".

The internet is such a strange place.

BuildingConceptsllc · Dec 1, 2024

TheBigCountry said:
Wife? What’s that?

That's who makes the food and takes care of the kids. Pretty critical in my house.

JimTN · Dec 1, 2024

I consider this a year round thing myself.

JimTN · Dec 1, 2024

Mike Casselton · Dec 1, 2024

TheBigCountry said:
Wife? What’s that?

See how good that feels...

TheBigCountry · Dec 1, 2024

Mike Casselton said:
See how good that feels...

It feels amazing. She’s for the streets

HPIguy · Dec 1, 2024

We are taking a trip together the week after Christmas. We usually do most of our shopping at various gun stores during our trip.

XikoPlavi · Dec 1, 2024

I was thinking of boxing up and wrapping a divorce decree, BUT I gotta have all the stuff I care about out of the house first.

dustingaunder · Dec 1, 2024

I bought her a hand painted silk robe. I’ll probably give it to her early. I hate waiting for gifts.

JoshPutman · Dec 1, 2024

I bought mine a new recliner she is currently dozing in on this lazy Sunday afternoon.

Apparently I'm not enough for her.

TheBigCountry · Dec 1, 2024

BuildingConceptsllc said:
That's who makes the food and takes care of the kids. Pretty critical in my house.

Mine decided she wanted to be with other men and not be married anymore so

BAMAboy18 · Dec 1, 2024

My shopping was finished a couple of months ago, grandkids, son, gf and myself. I got a new to me Security six and some new polarized Wayfarers!

Smitty192 · Dec 1, 2024

TheBigCountry said:
Mine decided she wanted to be with other men and not be married anymore so

Lucky bastard.

That's the gift that keeps on giving all year long.

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