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Ok boys, eat your pancakes. Aunt Jemima is coming back.
- Thread starter TexPatriot
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Good for Aunt Jemima's return on the syrup bottle...NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS Fuckerberg doing anywhere near Trump. I hope Trump has learned his lesson on wanting everyone to like him he needs to tell these mother fuckers that actively worked against him to go fuck themselves with a frozen pinecone and not give them the time of day!
I remember those guys and their mules. They taught those mules to jump fences to keep up with the dogs and showed pictures of them laying a saddle blanket over a fence and the mule going over it.
Kinda funny...
The old man I worked with the last couple years of my apprenticeship told me about riding mules while running coon dogs.
Mike
The old man I worked with the last couple years of my apprenticeship told me about riding mules while running coon dogs.
Mike
Thats two terms I haven't heard in a coon's age. Brer Rabbit Molasses and 'won't take a bit.'
I didn't use a bit on my horse. I hated clacking a bit against a horses teeth to get them to take it and instead used a hackmore.
I didn't use a bit on my horse. I hated clacking a bit against a horses teeth to get them to take it and instead used a hackmore.
“Maple” flavored corn syrup is what you buy when you hate your kids or are poor as fuck. That shit is horrible and flavorless.
And red America didn’t get the memo about “coonhound”, it went to our spam folder like all the rest of their bullshit. I’ve seriously never heard them called anything else.
And red America didn’t get the memo about “coonhound”, it went to our spam folder like all the rest of their bullshit. I’ve seriously never heard them called anything else.
I do to and hate when they throw their head back to get away from it, that's just poor manners.
Slather some molasses on the mouth piece and rub it on their lips.
After a few times of that and just show them the bit and most all will go after it mouth open, follow it right to the ground
Sure helps short kids bridle tall horses!
Slather some molasses on the mouth piece and rub it on their lips.
After a few times of that and just show them the bit and most all will go after it mouth open, follow it right to the ground
Sure helps short kids bridle tall horses!
Syrup and molasses…. Na Honey.
what this southern boy uses.
Even this sweet nectar probably couldn’t get that taste out of Zuks mouth because he wasn’t kissing no ring
what this southern boy uses.
Even this sweet nectar probably couldn’t get that taste out of Zuks mouth because he wasn’t kissing no ring
Are you trying to mess with people intentionally?
Or did you just not read anything more than the headline? Which seems par for the course for a lot of posts here.
This may have originally been posted on the Dunning-Kruger web site by "Flagg Eagleton - Patriot"
He also said the Washington Commanders are bringing back their old logo.
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No, I read the whole article. I didn't scroll down past the click bait articles to the cartoon drawing.
There are too many unbelievable but true things going on in the country right now to choose from, too many to post, to intentionally post a satire piece to "mess with people."
There are too many unbelievable but true things going on in the country right now to choose from, too many to post, to intentionally post a satire piece to "mess with people."
Ok, I'll go home....
...And get some real cane syrup that ain't made in a factory.
This syrup is made from Blue Ribbon sugar cane grown, ground, and cooked by a neighbor that lives about 3 miles from me.
...And get some real cane syrup that ain't made in a factory.
This syrup is made from Blue Ribbon sugar cane grown, ground, and cooked by a neighbor that lives about 3 miles from me.
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As an adult, I prefer 100% Canadian Maple.. But. I ate a crapload of Aunt Jemima syrup as a child , I look at Aunt Jemima and Uncle Moses every day in my kitchen. Aunt Jemima been in my kitchen for years. It is just cemented into The American Culture. You can pretend to corporate accommodate DEI theater, replace it's cultural image, but it will be here as long as this is still America.
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Somewhere around 30 years ago I was walking around the Fish Camp Jam in Gastonia, NC with some friends when we came upon a well dressed muscular black guy who had a perfectly groomed Plott Hound on a leash. Several people were complimenting him on how good the dog looked when a redneck looking guy asked "Y'all teach him to tree coons?" The smile immediately left the black guy's face and his hands balled up into fists, and the "redneck", still smiling, said RAC coons man, raccoons. Everyone, including the dog's owner, busted out laughing.
Shit. smh
I'm sorry to hear that. That redneck was a pussy.
I always wanted a Plott but they have a reputation for fighting under the tree.
I'm sorry to hear that. That redneck was a pussy.
I always wanted a Plott but they have a reputation for fighting under the tree.
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Indian giver.
"You can't say that, it's offensive." It's supposed to be, it's meant as an insult (to the white man you idiot).
"You can't say that, it's offensive." It's supposed to be, it's meant as an insult (to the white man you idiot).
Silly redneck, coon dogs ain't taught.... they're born.
In these parts they're simply called coon dogs, by whites and blacks alike.
Not many coon hunters around anymore but back in the day when it was popular there was a lot of black coon hunters in the mix.
About the only blacks that got offended over the words coon, coon hound/dog or coon hunting were the brainwashed ones who either moved up north with their parents when they were young or were born up there and decided to come back down south and settle on the families land after retirement.
In these parts they're simply called coon dogs, by whites and blacks alike.
Not many coon hunters around anymore but back in the day when it was popular there was a lot of black coon hunters in the mix.
About the only blacks that got offended over the words coon, coon hound/dog or coon hunting were the brainwashed ones who either moved up north with their parents when they were young or were born up there and decided to come back down south and settle on the families land after retirement.
Real maple syrple is too thin for me. I like thick syrple.
I’m willing to forego the real deal.
P
I’m willing to forego the real deal.
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