Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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The look on that penile colony types (Barney for those of you who move your lips while reading) face two minutes after he convinces me he’s a proctologist doing “courtesy checks”
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On a totally unrelated note my asshole is now squeaky clean
 
I knew a former F-18 pilot that got his ass chewed pretty thoroughly when he was an instructor out at Fallon NV. He said that when they got “killed” they would follow hwy 50 back to the base and one day he was so low (waaaaay below the designated hard deck) that when he came over a hill his jet wash shook a state troopers car that was parked in the side of the highway waiting for speeders to come over the hill. Like shook the shit out of the cruiser. 🤣