99 bottles of beer on the wall....
99 bottles of beer....
Take one down, pass it around....
Next!
99 bottles of beer....
Take one down, pass it around....
Next!
We need to do something mindless...
- Thread starter sirhrmechanic
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I just opened a new bottle of whiskey, fuck your beer! 
One night we rented a nice Cadillac and went to pick up both my sons flying home from college. Had a case of beer on ice in the back seat.
Wife was designated driver. Boys and I are throwing back the beers, laughing and having a good time. After the 3rd bottle cap hits mom in the back of the head she is pissed. She announced if we didn’t settle down, she would stop the car. We all laughed even more and said you are the only one sober. Then we doubled down on stupid and started throwing bottles at street signs on the interstate.
95 bottles of beer on the wall……
Wife was designated driver. Boys and I are throwing back the beers, laughing and having a good time. After the 3rd bottle cap hits mom in the back of the head she is pissed. She announced if we didn’t settle down, she would stop the car. We all laughed even more and said you are the only one sober. Then we doubled down on stupid and started throwing bottles at street signs on the interstate.
95 bottles of beer on the wall……
Hobby? Ah ha ha hah ah ah ....
Been unplugged most of the day finishing this and rigging the wings to flap... Leonardo would be proud! And it was while rigging up those tiny little pulleys that I got 99 bottles of beer stuck in my head.
And had to plow and get groceries... But it's light about 9 hours a day... there is a foot of snow on the ground... and some days we just need to be silly!
94 bottles of beer on the wall....
Cheers!
Sirhr
I bought a new 2004 Dodge Ram, my ex was at the bar and needed a ride home. I picked her up and she proceeded to vomit all over the dash and floor of my brand new truck.
93 bottles of beer on the floor and dash….
93 bottles of beer on the floor and dash….
Sounds like someone needs Christmas Fruitcakes, laced with Bourbon!!!
92 1/2 bottles of beer
92 1/2 bottles of beer
A thread/question for the trade workers, engineers, and hydrologists... weirdos stay out!
Ok, I've got a serious question for the smart people here on the Hide... Let's say that given a 2 story house, there are 2 bathrooms/toliets on the 1st floor & 2 bathrooms/toliets on the 2nd floor. Let's also say that all of the toilets are exactly the same (aside from location/elevation) and...
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Most of em. I just stop paying attention.All the bears fans are probably looking for the drinking thread...
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I mean, it was a Dodge. They'll make anyone nauseous....
