Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

#280,352
As a retired trucker, this is some stupid shit. You are going to stick us in the right lane, behind grandma, and you're 10 under the speed limit while you text your gay boyfriend. I ran a lot on three lane interstates , where we weren’t allowed in the left lane. Even that was a nightmare due it idiots. Grandma in the granny lane, which is fine, but soccer mom in the middle lane, driving 10 under to keep her kids safe, and the whole freaking interstate is locked up. Truckers get frustrated, start running with a following distance that’s too close, something happens in the car ahead and soccer mom hits their brakes, and bam, there’s an accident involving an 18 wheeler. Oh those trucks are causing accidents! Oh big trucks need to be restricted, blah, blah, blah. Just shut up. I’m sorry, but you struck a nerve.
 
#280,354
I am good with big trucks in the middle lane. It is just too hard for them to switch lanes. The other mother fuckers in the middle lane being passed on their right need to be forced off the road. In North Texas the left hand lane has morphed into the slow lane.
 
#280,357
I get it, and this makes sense.

That said, truckers overtaking truckers on a 2-lane highway going uphill only 2 mph faster than the truck on the inside lane should be summarily crucified upside down and left hanging on the side of the freeway for the crows to eat as a warning to others.

If you can't make at least 10 mph on the truck in front, don't clog the highway for rest of us.
 
#280,359
Only on the hide…

Don’t tell me what to do
Your opinion doesn’t matter
Free country
Be safe when driving
Bla bla bla

“I won’t get out of the way”
“I like to cause traffic on purpose”
“I brake check people”
“Go around me, but I might speed up too”

Literal joke
 
#280,369
Virginia

They told my fiancé they might take her to jail and maybe take her license for not realizing the speed limit dropped 10mph which made her 13 over I believe lol. Clean record, on a highway(no school zone) and drives like grandma.

I got “pulled over” on a completely empty road sitting(zero movement for probably 30-60sec) at a stop sign checking something, for “running a stop sign” I watched the guy watching me 30 yards away.

said oh hey officer _______

“who are you?”

I talk to you multiple times a week at____, you call me by name

*Continues to pretend to be confused* “you ran the stop sign”

I was parked looking for something, there’s zero traffic and it seemed like better option than doing it driving. I saw you watching me.

He told me to stop driving like a dumbass and stormed off.
 
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