Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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BurtG said:



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If pigs were about safety they would ignore “speeders” and pit maneuver the Ned Flanders / 13/80s /wannabe cadets that cause traffic to bunch up
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Agreed. After all, the safe driver manual does say one should "keep up with the flow of traffic:" at all times. The slower drivers create hazards for all the other drivers, that will do stupid/dangerous things to get around them. I agree one should never drive constantly in the left lane (although I have done it many times). The problem being, the amount of traffic is so bad that it has to be used for more than just "passing" at times, and especially at rush hours with stop and go traffic.

That. and (as I discovered), all the NJSP Troopers who think they own it! :mad: :p
 
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supercorndogs said:
Speed limits on the interstate should be higher. Trucks should not be allowed out of the right lane, and civil penalties for impeding should be higher and income based. And drivers should watch out for bicyclists. 🙈🙉🙊

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As a retired trucker, this is some stupid shit. You are going to stick us in the right lane, behind grandma, and you're 10 under the speed limit while you text your gay boyfriend. I ran a lot on three lane interstates , where we weren’t allowed in the left lane. Even that was a nightmare due it idiots. Grandma in the granny lane, which is fine, but soccer mom in the middle lane, driving 10 under to keep her kids safe, and the whole freaking interstate is locked up. Truckers get frustrated, start running with a following distance that’s too close, something happens in the car ahead and soccer mom hits their brakes, and bam, there’s an accident involving an 18 wheeler. Oh those trucks are causing accidents! Oh big trucks need to be restricted, blah, blah, blah. Just shut up. I’m sorry, but you struck a nerve.
 
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502Chevelle said:
As a retired trucker, this is some stupid shit. You are going to stick us in the right lane, behind grandma, and you're 10 under the speed limit while you text your gay boyfriend. I ran a lot on three lane interstates , where we weren’t allowed in the left lane. Even that was a nightmare due it idiots. Grandma in the granny lane, which is fine, but soccer mom in the middle lane, driving 10 under to keep here kids safe, and the whole freaking interstate is locked up. Truckers get frustrated, start running with a following distance that’s too close, something happens in the car ahead and soccer mom hits their brakes, and bam, there’s an accident involving an 18 wheeler. Oh those trucks are causing accidents! Oh big trucks need to be restricted, blah, blah, blah. Just shut up. I’m sorry, but you struck a nerve.
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I am good with big trucks in the middle lane. It is just too hard for them to switch lanes. The other mother fuckers in the middle lane being passed on their right need to be forced off the road. In North Texas the left hand lane has morphed into the slow lane.
 
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502Chevelle said:
As a retired trucker, this is some stupid shit. You are going to stick us in the right lane, behind grandma, and you're 10 under the speed limit while you text your gay boyfriend. I ran a lot on three lane interstates , where we weren’t allowed in the left lane. Even that was a nightmare due it idiots. Grandma in the granny lane, which is fine, but soccer mom in the middle lane, driving 10 under to keep her kids safe, and the whole freaking interstate is locked up. Truckers get frustrated, start running with a following distance that’s too close, something happens in the car ahead and soccer mom hits their brakes, and bam, there’s an accident involving an 18 wheeler. Oh those trucks are causing accidents! Oh big trucks need to be restricted, blah, blah, blah. Just shut up. I’m sorry, but you struck a nerve.
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I get it, and this makes sense.

That said, truckers overtaking truckers on a 2-lane highway going uphill only 2 mph faster than the truck on the inside lane should be summarily crucified upside down and left hanging on the side of the freeway for the crows to eat as a warning to others.

If you can't make at least 10 mph on the truck in front, don't clog the highway for rest of us.
 
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168BTHPM said:
FFS @Dirty D when you know mom is coming over to visit clean off your fucking front step and sidewalk. I bet she gave you an extra hard B&D session after that.

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Why TF is yer mom tryna come up my stairs when I put the 5k capacity sex swing in the garage?

Pic of yer moms sex swing for reference

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Fx51LP308 said:
Be careful with that. I did that once at night. I was in the left of 3 lanes on the NJ Turnpike. Someone came from behind me and flashed their brights. I brake checked him, slightly. It continued 2-3 times. He wouldn't give up. I thought, OK, I'll let them pass and then get behind them and "brighten his day."

Well, that's what I thought, anyway. As the car passed on my left, I got blinded by a high intensity white light right into my driver's door window. I slowed down and they matched me, speed for speed. And then, I saw some funny little letters on the car's front fender. "T-R-O-O-P-E-R." Apparently, he had turned on his side search light on the top of his emergency light rack. He continued matching my speed to keep the light in my window for about 20 seconds. After that, he sped up and went on his way, turning the light off. Thank goodness he had somewhere to go and wasn't just "patrolling" or I'd have been dead meat, that night!
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Nothing worse than NJ Staties
 
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fx77 said:
Nothing worse than NJ Staties
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Virginia

They told my fiancé they might take her to jail and maybe take her license for not realizing the speed limit dropped 10mph which made her 13 over I believe lol. Clean record, on a highway(no school zone) and drives like grandma.

I got “pulled over” on a completely empty road sitting(zero movement for probably 30-60sec) at a stop sign checking something, for “running a stop sign” I watched the guy watching me 30 yards away.

said oh hey officer _______

“who are you?”

I talk to you multiple times a week at____, you call me by name

*Continues to pretend to be confused* “you ran the stop sign”

I was parked looking for something, there’s zero traffic and it seemed like better option than doing it driving. I saw you watching me.

He told me to stop driving like a dumbass and stormed off.
 
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502Chevelle said:
As a retired trucker, this is some stupid shit. You are going to stick us in the right lane, behind grandma, and you're 10 under the speed limit while you text your gay boyfriend. I ran a lot on three lane interstates , where we weren’t allowed in the left lane. Even that was a nightmare due it idiots. Grandma in the granny lane, which is fine, but soccer mom in the middle lane, driving 10 under to keep her kids safe, and the whole freaking interstate is locked up. Truckers get frustrated, start running with a following distance that’s too close, something happens in the car ahead and soccer mom hits their brakes, and bam, there’s an accident involving an 18 wheeler. Oh those trucks are causing accidents! Oh big trucks need to be restricted, blah, blah, blah. Just shut up. I’m sorry, but you struck a nerve.
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502Chevelle said:
Yup, that shit is dumb. Making CV’s run at different speeds than the non-commercial vehicles is not a good idea.
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