Buying Greenland???

232593 · Dec 23, 2024

Apparently DJT wants to buy Greenland?

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918v · Dec 23, 2024

I likeit

918v · Dec 23, 2024

Call it Magadonia

cas6969 · Dec 23, 2024

Will they take worthless Biden Bucks?

lonegunman762x51 · Dec 23, 2024

Why not? I bet we can get the murder rates on Greenland up to Chicago levels in five years or less.

lariat · Dec 23, 2024

He said that during his first term. It was stupid then and still is. It doesn't do anyone any good to make these comments and only wastes energy that could be used elsewhere.

W54/XM-388 · Dec 23, 2024

Sometimes Trump can be really stupid or at least say the most stupid things.
Nobody is selling off parts of their country right now.
Also you know maybe the folks that live there wouldn't like being ruled by the ruthless corporate America

lariat · Dec 23, 2024

W54/XM-388 said:
Nobody is selling off parts of their country right now.
Also you know maybe the folks that live there wouldn't like being ruled by the ruthless corporate America

Other than Ukraine, but that's its own animal.

Maser · Dec 23, 2024

Don't know which would be a funnier choice. Renaming it to Orangeland or Whiteland.

TheHorta · Dec 23, 2024

Flips: The official currency of Magadonia.

Sparky · Dec 23, 2024

Send all the illegals there. They will freeze to death.

thejeep · Dec 23, 2024

Sparky said:
Send all the illegals there. They will freeze to death.

No they won't. They will be burning pressure treated left overs with in 10 mins of landing.

Big Phish · Dec 23, 2024

918v said:
Call it Magadonia

Magaland

918v · Dec 23, 2024

Big Phish said:
Magaland

That does sound better. The cops could yell “MAGA PD!” at the illegals.

Sparky · Dec 23, 2024

thejeep said:
No they won't. They will be burning pressure treated left overs with in 10 mins of landing.

It’s a joke not a dick… don’t choke so hard.

thejeep · Dec 23, 2024

Sparky said:
It’s a joke not a dick… don’t choke so hard.

You really expect them to be finding pressure treated scraps in Greenland? Just laying around on the ice?

Edit: it's also a joke you fucking retard.

Conaso · Dec 23, 2024

DJT watches, bibles, coins, NFTs, sneakers, digital trading cards, Xmas ornaments, memoirs, crypto currency, etc. I smell another opportunity in the making - real estate, time share, ski resort, canned snow. Now is the time - 'The Donald' is calling.

myronman3 · Dec 23, 2024

i bet that with all the money we've given to the fucking ukraine and the little dancing fairy.....we could have bought 5 greenlands.

brianf · Dec 23, 2024

Need access to the “north” for the future of shipping. Lots of think tanks talking about that being a game changer / global economy

China already says they want their navy in the Atlantic, I forget by when. Need to protect the northern route

And then add in the obvious

Alphatreedog · Dec 23, 2024

The island Kingdom of Covfete if you will .

lariat · Dec 23, 2024

Greenland is also probably still pissed about all the cleanup required from Project Iceworm that they officially claim they knew nothing of.

Ronws · Dec 23, 2024

lariat said:
He said that during his first term. It was stupid then and still is. It doesn't do anyone any good to make these comments and only wastes energy that could be used elsewhere.

Actually, it gives commies a focal point.

TriggerJerk! · Dec 23, 2024

918v said:
Call it Magadonia

You, my brother, receive the internet comment award of the day! Magadonia…. that’s awesome!

Merry Christmas.

Nik H · Dec 23, 2024

brianf said:
Need access to the “north” for the future of shipping. Lots of think tanks talking about that being a game changer / global economy

China already says they want their navy in the Atlantic, I forget by when. Need to protect the northern route

And then add in the obvious

It is a game-changer if you think about it. I wonder if it is a Musk idea.

Jscb1b · Dec 23, 2024

W54/XM-388 said:
Sometimes Trump can be really stupid or at least say the most stupid things.
Nobody is selling off parts of their country right now.
Also you know maybe the folks that live there wouldn't like being ruled by the ruthless corporate America

Biden is.

918v · Dec 23, 2024

TriggerJerk! said:
You, my brother, receive the internet comment award of the day! Magadonia…. that’s awesome!

Merry Christmas.

And a very Merry Christmas to you sir.

brianf · Dec 24, 2024

Nik H said:
It is a game-changer if you think about it. I wonder if it is a Musk idea.

Northern route has been talked about for at least 15 years and that’s just when I bumped into it.

One year the ice was particularly thin or late creation etc

Skeptic1 · Dec 24, 2024

W54/XM-388 said:
Also you know maybe the folks that live there wouldn't like being ruled by the ruthless corporate America

Nonsense.
Everyone wants to be an American

Ronws · Dec 24, 2024

"Oh, I wish just one time
I could find the Northwest Passage
And see the hand of Franklin
Reaching out to the Northern Sea...."

GreenGO Juan · Dec 24, 2024

Invade Canada first, hang Trudeau from a skid, then we take Green Land.

Open up hydrocarbon production and mine other mineral resources to to pay for it.

Mr.BR · Dec 25, 2024

Darayavaus · Dec 25, 2024

finally! an island that we can send all the homos to.

Oldloser · Dec 25, 2024

It's actually a great idea for a lot of reasons. They can join under COFA.

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We also should get rid of the Castros and free Cuba.

mosin46 · Dec 25, 2024

cuba is a tough one. no idea what to do. we have mishandled everything we have done about it for 80+ years. doubt there is an easy answer but one is needed.

sloporsche · Dec 25, 2024

In the history of the beginning US there were quite a few territory purchases that were laughed at , i don't recall returning any of them since ....including stewards icebox .

GreenGO Juan · Dec 25, 2024

One good thing the Cuban embargo has done has kept a bunch of classic cars that look straight beautiful. They had to keep them running.

Holliday · Dec 25, 2024

Mr.BR said:

Yeah! Those sled teams have Trump shaking……

UKDslayer · Dec 25, 2024

Nik H said:
It is a game-changer if you think about it. I wonder if it is a Musk idea.

No, he floated it last term.

mvphilly · Dec 25, 2024

Beautiful place for some 1000 yard ranges.

Mr.BR · Dec 26, 2024

GrayRyder · Dec 26, 2024

lariat said:
He said that during his first term. It was stupid then and still is. It doesn't do anyone any good to make these comments and only wastes energy that could be used elsewhere.

Gee you know you sound a lot like me when I said he irks me for concerning himself with petty shit. And then I get ragged on.

GrayRyder · Dec 26, 2024

Skeptic1 said:
Nonsense.
Everyone wants to be an American

If they only knew what we know.

lariat · Dec 26, 2024

GrayRyder said:
Gee you know you sound a lot like me when I said he irks me for concerning himself with petty shit. And then I get ragged on.

You gotta have tough skin if you want to put your opinions in the Pit. Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug. Remember the Alamo.

Ronws · Dec 26, 2024

lariat said:
You gotta have tough skiing if you want to put your opinions in the Pit. Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug. Remember the Alamo.

Amen to that. And also don't be afraid to admit when one is wrong or mistaken.

babyguppy · Dec 26, 2024

Population as of 2024: 56,789
now - put it to a vote, we'll make everyone a Millionaire.. 56,789 x 1,000,000
56 Billion ..... A Fk'n DEAL!!!!!!!!!! hell how much did the USA piss away on Ukraine?.. even at 2m per person, we still fk'n have a great DEAL!

GreenGO Juan · Dec 26, 2024

I am moving to Greenland, i will sell if I can get my 2 million. Thanks

babyguppy · Dec 26, 2024

Mr.BR said:

at this point...
If the USA offered to buy it; we'd get a hell of a GREAT farmland area....... And.. a nice spot next to Russia.
Ukraine is KNOWN as the BREADBASKET of the WORLD for a reason.........

I say we buy it.. and hang Volodymyr Zelenskyyy and get our money back from the grafting fk'r

Big Phish · Dec 26, 2024

Mr.BR said:

No fucking way!

enichols · Dec 26, 2024

918v said:
Call it Magadonia

We'll have to rename the Greenland Shark. I vote for "Magalodon".

DuneBoer · Dec 26, 2024

Looks like BLM (Bureau of Land Management) will be hiring after the takeover. More staff to manage our public lands.

Buying Greenland???

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