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I know you guys got some really cool stuff for Christmas and probably got your loved ones even better stuff.

Let’s see those new Christmas presents!

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All my girlfriends have chipped in this Christmas to pay for my penis reduction surgery.

No more having to listen to all their whining and crying about “It’s too BIG!” “It hurts too much!” and “I can’t walk for a week everytime we have sex!”
Cutting off your cock is silly especially considering women and barrels are consumable
 
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Cutting off your cock is silly especially considering women and barrels are consumable
I’m also tired of it always falling into urinals and having to lay it on the counter to wash it down in public while a bunch of gay dudes line up asking if they can help me hold it in place.
 
Well, my boy is 16 and dreams of being the next heavy metal bass star. He's pretty good. Has a band coming together --guitarist is good, drummer is decent and getting better, but they really need a lead vocals...

Anyway, they want to start gigging this summer, so I got him got a PA system. Mixer, pair of 15" subs, and a decent mic (he does backup vocals). It's starter level stuff, but makes a huge difference. We can actually stand to listen to them practice in the basement now!
 
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