Sasquatch kills Two

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https://www.breitbart.com/local/2024/12/29/police-2-men-searching-for-sasquatch-found-dead-in-washington-wilderness/

Well, not really. But they were looking for Sasquatch and probably died of exposure for being terminally fucking stupid!

So in a way… Sasquatch killed them.

Stupid is going out in big Washington woods in December without being prepared. It’s even stupider when you are trying to find a mythical ape man.

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Yes they died of stupidity; but Sasqutch is mythical?

 

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UKDslayer said:

Yes they died of stupidity; but Sasqutch is mythical?

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Don’t discount myth- cosmic principles presented in a dramatic way or something of the sort. It might save your life one day.

 

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Sasquatch is real, we just never see em because @Lowlight killed so many that they are nearly extinct.

 

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Sasquatch is real. Got a pic of my great great grandfather with one framed for Christmas this year and it's hanging in the hunting cabin now.

 

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Karma killed them for being stupid and unprepared to venture outside civilization.

 

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Sasquatch is real.....

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leave my mother out of this

 

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Those two Sasquatch hunters squandered their chance to get actual footage of Santa and his sleigh.

 

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Sasquatch is real, we just never see em because @Lowlight killed so many that they are nearly extinct.

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With his bare hands…. Don’t forget that!

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375fan said:

Karma killed them for being stupid and unprepared to venture outside civilization.

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Is that his real name??

I thought it was Phil!

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I found that fucker in AK

These guys just suck, we rock

 

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