Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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When I read that (and I did get the sarcasm), my mind went straight to my first wife. 4'10", 100lbs, DD's (think Melissa Rauch) and the one person everyone wanted at a party. She was crazy. At one party, she chugged about 12 ozs of 100 proof vodka ... and just got louder. I thought the next day was going to be interesting. I was hungover, she was not at all.
First wife? How'd you fuck that deal up?