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Can't break the barrier if you jump over it ;)
Ironically, back in the day, I had one of my horses do that. He was use to running behind electronic barriers at jackpots and USTRC events.
Had him at a AQHA registered show and they were using a rope barrier. I called for steer (heading) my horse leaps barrier, I'm definitely not expecting this to happen. I get somewhat out of my seat, come down on saddle horn balls first OUCH!!, Anyway, Jet runs into correct position, I catch and turn steer and heeler catches to complete run. Due to the leaping barrier my. run is given a DQ, so no score. Pissed at the time but now myself and friends who were there and saw it laugh about it.
 
Hell, I thought they were all chicks/dykes. None of them could pass the test from what I'm seeing.
The once on the right, was the one who was questioned if she could carry or drag a man out of a fire. She responded that if he needed carrying, “He got himself in the wrong place.”
Instead of saying, what any reasonable person would say such as “I’d give it hell, and do my best”, or I”I would die trying”, (which is really all anybody asks). Instead, she essentially says, He can fuck off.”