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I have friends who are a lesbian couple. They aren’t woke, they are very liberty minded and I would have them in my tribe without reservation. Not all in those traditionally left leaning communities are towing the line and in fact this past election shows that a good number are off the plantation.

Common sense seems to be making a comeback and emotional cuntery seems to be waning.
 
Talk about ironies

We got jsut a few sprinkles of snow in North Louisiana and right now the sun is shinning, and I really like some snow…

However, right now in Florida, our son is getting his yard covered. And Crestview, north of his home is getting all but a regular blizzard.

Dang….

Oh WarPaint, she says, Snow…NO! My warm towel…YES! So go away and leave me along or else…. (As many of you know, WarPaint comes by her name naturally, make her mad and blood hits the floor, and its not her blood)

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Talked to a bud in C’view this AM. Said he measured six inches…of snow.
 
You should owe your parents $49.50.

Makin my head hurt doing math this early before coffee...
Except that's not what it says, it even spells it out for you. It's one of those stupid math questions they loved to give us back in the day.

Here, since I've had coffee...

Shirt = $97
Dad gets a dollar - Shirt plus one dollar = $98
Mom gets a dollar - Shirt plus two dollars = $99
They kept a dollar - Shirt plus three dollars = $100

Giving the parents the dollar originally after the purchase, plus $49.50 isn't possible when you start out with $100.
 
Talked to a bud in C’view this AM. Said he measured six inches…of snow.
Will III sent pictures yesterday evening. 4 to 6 inches at his home in Valparaiso. I’m supposed to be there in a couple of days to get ready for a match. Wonder what tomorrow will bring..

Anyway, so much for the orange crop. Best oranges I ever ate were from a truck farm north of Baker (on the way to Altus). Crop got it at the hard freeze during the Christmas season in 2022. Just starting to come back. Gone again… Sometimes I think the story of my life…If I like it, they quit making it, if I enjoy it, they change it, if it tastes good, the weather freezes it and if it works, they fix it

But can’t complain. Overall, I’ve had a darned good life.
 
Except that's not what it says, it even spells it out for you. It's one of those stupid math questions they loved to give us back in the day.

Here, since I've had coffee...

Shirt = $97
Dad gets a dollar - Shirt plus one dollar = $98
Mom gets a dollar - Shirt plus two dollars = $99
They kept a dollar - Shirt plus three dollars = $100

Giving the parents the dollar originally after the purchase, plus $49.50 isn't possible when you start out with $100.
Who pays 97 bucks for a shirt?
 
I listened to a couple of different preachers on the radio talk about some famous people who supported abortion. They both talked about what hell would be like for them.

In addition to the never-ending extreme pain and darkness, they would be doomed to hearing the screams of billions of babies throughout all eternity.