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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Yeah...I never did
 
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They will shake your teeth loose

They are not slow anymore, they have a V8 turbo diesel
In like 20 years those will be even cooler though.

I’m already looking at the possibility of importing a Merc anything with their V8 biturbo diesel. My heart really really wants a G-class but I’d settle for an E400 cdi

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Firstly, that weak and woke freak ain't "breaking" anyone's neck. A featherweight entry level MMA or BJJ guy would fold that son of a bitch and stuff him into his own suitcase. Second, that low impulse clown just walked right into a trap custom set for him and he did not even know it or seen it coming. He just proved, on camera, that his mind is filled with fantasies about doing physical harm to others, and given that he is STILL under somewhat of a scrutiny regarding the death of Halyna Hutchins, this video might just be the key to reopening that case again. Maybe the new FBI might even be interested into looking into it again... There were no cameras rolling when Halyna Hutchins was shot, and this piece of shit just said that if 'cameras weren't there', he'd try to harm someone...
 

This is very true, I got a very small crack in my hip socket and couldn’t walk for a month…imagine getting shot in the pelvis. o_O
It's also a scientific fact that getting kicked in the nuts is more painful for a man than it is for a woman having a baby.

More often than not, about a year after giving birth to her first child, a woman will say to herself, "I think I would like another baby."

You will never hear a man say he'd like another kick in the nuts, no matter how much time has elapsed.

Here endeth the lesson for the day. Carry on.
 
I have a 2022 Corolla Hybrid that averages 54 or so and gets close to 500 on a tank. Havent had a bit of problem so far.
You are drinking too much soy.
In what reality does someone buy a 70K car to save a couple thousand dollars on gas over the lifetime of the vehicle and brag about it? Especially here in the land of the 50 BMG, 50 S&W, 338 and umpteen other big cals?
This is America. The land of lifted trucks, blown big blocks, drag racing, mustangs, camaros, chargers, classics with an LS and burning rubber not euro piss ant moped cars. Can you even imagine ZZ Top making a video with a Toyota?
Fucking no wonder this country is screwed.

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My current project
500 cubic inches of big block with almost 600 HP and torque through a carb on pump gas.
Trying to get it ready for this year's Hot Rod Power Tour.
 
Shit, I would have a Tesla in a heartbeat if I was wanting to spend money on a new car….and the new Prius is pretty bad ass for a fuel sipper.

Doesn’t mean I hate cars that get 3 MPG but I was done dailying them a long time ago.

Rules…

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I saw a sale ad for crocks. Lemme see if I can find a link for you.



















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You are drinking too much soy.
In what reality does someone buy a 70K car to save a couple thousand dollars on gas over the lifetime of the vehicle and brag about it? Especially here in the land of the 50 BMG, 50 S&W, 338 and umpteen other big cals?
This is America. The land of lifted trucks, blown big blocks, drag racing, mustangs, camaros, chargers, classics with an LS and burning rubber not euro piss ant moped cars. Can you even imagine ZZ Top making a video with a Toyota?
Fucking no wonder this country is screwed.

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My current project
500 cubic inches of big block with almost 600 HP and torque through a carb on pump gas.
Trying to get it ready for this year's Hot Rod Power Tour.
Isn't that a Lexus ES (AKA - Toyota) in the driveway?
 
Shit, I would have a Tesla in a heartbeat if I was wanting to spend money on a new car….and the new Prius is pretty bad ass for a fuel sipper.

Doesn’t mean I hate cars that get 3 MPG but I was done dailying them a long time ago.

Rules…

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Wish I could sleep eight hours…in one night.
 
Too bad you cant pack decent brakes in a 15” rim.
Brakes? We don't need no stinking brakes.
I drove the neighbor to town in the suburban. First thing he said when he got in was that there's no headrests. No other safety shit either. No air bags, anti lock brakes just seatbelts. We will be lucky to survive the trip and make it back alive. Was my response.
 
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