Shoes? You fellers let yer wimmin wear shoes? You sound like one of them fancy types that still got all yer teef.
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Join the contestShoes? You fellers let yer wimmin wear shoes? You sound like one of them fancy types that still got all yer teef.
I ain’t marryin’ you, stop asking.That’s marriage material right there
I don’t want to marry you, I just want to chain you to a wall in my basementI ain’t marryin’ you, stop asking.
Bitch close your legs, you’re making this lake smell like the ocean
Because AWACS pull Gs?I recall a story about a coffee maker that cost megs bucks to be used onboard AWACS. The news contacted the manufacturer who said, They want it to withstand X g-force without spilling. It’s going to cost more than a Mr Coffee.
Only on carrier ops…Because AWACS pull Gs?
Finally something Barney doesn’t have to run through a translatorRaight mate, yore gonna feel a bit of a teekle
Beginners start with something that’s just creepy. You get more $$ the more dangerous the critter is. God-boss level is coastal taipanHow’s it still making the same sound in ya ass mate?
Instead of a gerbil they put a huntsman spider up their ass
He just has to turn his phone upside down.Finally something Barney doesn’t have to run through a translator
“Crikey! I’m going to put this crocs whole tail up me bum!”Beginners start with something that’s just creepy. You get more $$ the more dangerous the critter is. God-boss level is coastal taipan
He just has to turn his phone upside down.
This is the most basic bitch level of joke but I’m not ashamed
“It fits real good”“Crikey! I’m going to put this crocs whole tail up me bum!”
How everyone thinks me and @akmike47 look at @168BTHPMShe says she doesn't know anyone that has the same talent as she does.
Imma make a list:
@akmike47
@The D
@Dirty D
@Threadcutter308
@Barneybdb
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Fuck off
Cunt
Because AWACS pull Gs?
Your Yota pulls GMy Toyota pulls Gs…just a question of how many.
Your Yota pulls <G
AI cant even get the hook barb on there.
Damn my entire state.Umm, let me make a list.
San Francisco
Los Angeles
Portland
Seattle
Chicago
Massachusetts
Maine
Vermont
Denver
Colorado Springs
Minnesota
Maryland
New jersey
Houston
Mix and match, take a few.
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yea,EMTs doplay tricks. hard to get revenge when they haul ass right afterWe were running our asses off. We were also picking on an Emergency Department nurse all day. She gives just as good as she gets, an old salt.
The opioid O.D. we gave Narcan just enough for him to breathe on his own. My partner backed in the Ambulance bay, opened the back door, and saw me holding a syringe. He just grinned. When the cot got into the atrium, I slammed him with a high dose of Narcan. Obviously he came to, pissed off, and vomited on the floor. I told that same nurse "Enjoy!"
"You mother fuckers!
I shoot 308 and when I shoot buddies 6mm whatever I usually outshoot them with their own rifle
People getting mad you saved them and killed their high made me laugh every timeWe were running our asses off. We were also picking on an Emergency Department nurse all day. She gives just as good as she gets, an old salt.
The opioid O.D. we gave Narcan just enough for him to breathe on his own. My partner backed in the Ambulance bay, opened the back door, and saw me holding a syringe. He just grinned. When the cot got into the atrium, I slammed him with a high dose of Narcan. Obviously he came to, pissed off, and vomited on the floor. I told that same nurse "Enjoy!"
"You mother fuckers!
The old saline flush “morphine” was always a good one. Go from screaming about pain meds to loopy over salt water.yea,EMTs doplay tricks. hard to get revenge when they haul ass right after
“That didn’t taste like a hotdog”
She’s a fucking idiot
Topless fight between her and AOC?