Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

He just has to turn his phone upside down.

This is the most basic bitch level of joke but I’m not ashamed
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We were running our asses off. We were also picking on an Emergency Department nurse all day. She gives just as good as she gets, an old salt.

The opioid O.D. we gave Narcan just enough for him to breathe on his own. My partner backed in the Ambulance bay, opened the back door, and saw me holding a syringe. He just grinned. When the cot got into the atrium, I slammed him with a high dose of Narcan. Obviously he came to, pissed off, and vomited on the floor. I told that same nurse "Enjoy!"

"You mother fuckers!
yea,EMTs doplay tricks. hard to get revenge when they haul ass right after
 
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We were running our asses off. We were also picking on an Emergency Department nurse all day. She gives just as good as she gets, an old salt.

The opioid O.D. we gave Narcan just enough for him to breathe on his own. My partner backed in the Ambulance bay, opened the back door, and saw me holding a syringe. He just grinned. When the cot got into the atrium, I slammed him with a high dose of Narcan. Obviously he came to, pissed off, and vomited on the floor. I told that same nurse "Enjoy!"

"You mother fuckers!
People getting mad you saved them and killed their high made me laugh every time
 
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"And although she found out the man who bid the most for taking her virginity was a Hollywood actor who had visited Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island, Laura still slept with him."

 
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"And although she found out the man who bid the most for taking her virginity was a Hollywood actor who had visited Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island, Laura still slept with him."

She was 21, the Epstein shit elicits clicks.

Imagine paying that much money for an average looking girl who obviously doesn’t go to the gym and has acne. The guy could have gotten this for an order of cheese sticks at chilis on a random Tuesday.
 
She was 21, the Epstein shit elicits clicks.

Imagine paying that much money for an average looking girl who obviously doesn’t go to the gym and has acne. The guy could have gotten this for an order of cheese sticks at chilis on a random Tuesday.
And you forgot inexperienced.