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Jeff goes to space. What will the outcome be?

What will be the outcome of Bezos' trip to space?

  • He chickens out and sells his seat to Ghisane Maxwell..

    Votes: 4 9.8%

  • He goes and makes it back.

    Votes: 10 24.4%

  • Rocket crashes he dies.

    Votes: 14 34.1%

  • Aliens (from Bezos' home planet) swoop in and capture him?

    Votes: 13 31.7%
  • Total voters
    41
Maggot

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    #11
    candyx said:
    He pulls his pants down to slap his dick on the window in the spaceship so the entire universe can see it since his dick photo didn't takeoff on earth.
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    I tried to alter the poll to include that but it wouldnt let me. Right now aliens is in the lead.
     
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    #12
    I gotta say I do admire the man for (having the balls to) follow his dream this far. He's not just paying someone else to risk their life, hes putting his ass where his money is.

    Like his brother said, "Theres no way Im getting on that thing." Im waiting for a teleporter.
     
    #13
    Wow NASA accidentally recorded over the telemetry data tapes and lost the knowledge of how to go to the moon, and even if they hadn’t accidentally recorded over the data, it’s wayyy too expensive to go back. But history’s wealthiest bookseller is putting himself in “space”. Absolutely unbelievable.
     
    #14
    In truth... I like Elon Musk. He gives no fucks. He has created... 100k jobs? In space and Ghey electric cars? He pulls no punches about libertarian views.

    Compared to that schlong-gobbler Zuckerweenie or the Commie Rasputin Wannebe Google guy... most of the other Tech Maoists... Musk has his shit together. He has brought us back to space. He is advancing technology in a bunch of great ways. And by that I mean... not censoring or spying on you. Or trying to destroy your life and turn it into communism.

    No... Musk is a good guy. Even if his Flamethrower sucked.

    I hope he makes this flight and rocks it out in his giant flaming penis! 'Merika.

    My 'bet' is that the swamp can't let him succeed. So his rocket will end up in a "pre-orbital injection rapid un-scheduled total vehicle disassembly terminating in sub-aqueous geo-stationary orbit" somewhere off the coast of Florida. Just like Challenger. Read that again. It's funny.

    Sirhr
     
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    #16
    jakelly said:
    Wow NASA accidentally recorded over the telemetry data tapes and lost the knowledge of how to go to the moon, and even if they hadn’t accidentally recorded over the data, it’s wayyy too expensive to go back. But history’s wealthiest bookseller is putting himself in “space”. Absolutely unbelievable.
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    Expensive, yes, but if we really wanted to go to the moon again we could. Nothing to see there, why bother. Pink Floyd knew, Its all hidden on...

     
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    #27
    You guys aren’t thinking outside the box. This is a set-up. He’s gonna be Carrier #1 for Space Coodies. The next worldwide pandemic in the making. It’s going to hit shortly before the elections when .gov realized nobody gives a shit about the D variant of COVID.
     
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