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#3
Technically Superman is just going to be having fun with all the aliens he finds, since like he's not like human.
Which begs the question, what would the chances of some alien having human compatible genitals really be?

It's interesting how they so often like to make the alien, essentially just like humans, with like a few different splotches of paint or some skin condition that they really need to get looked at.
 
#5
W54/XM-388 said:
Technically Superman is just going to be having fun with all the aliens he finds, since like he's not like human.
Which begs the question, what would the chances of some alien having human compatible genitals really be?

It's interesting how they so often like to make the alien, essentially just like humans, with like a few different splotches of paint or some skin condition that they really need to get looked at.
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That’s how we got mythological superheroes.
 
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#9
theLBC said:
lol, i don't give a fuck about comics so this doesn't matter much, but imagine if you could say superman sucked your dick!
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That super suck would create a vacuum so hard your asshole would whistle 😆

Now his cryptonite will be cum “I was going to save the city,but Jim’s bulge was looking tastey” lol
 
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This is just yet another dismantling of a uniquely Amercian Hero that kids for generations have looked to for inspiration and entertainment. I have no problem with homosexuals. I really don't. I could care less if a dude is really into other dudes. same for women into other women That said, they are relatively low percentage of our society and yet every commercial,every tv show and just about every movie now has to have a gay sub plot or character portrayed and i feel this does send a wrong message to confused young people, there is not this many Gay people.
 
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THEIS said:
Hi,

You all do know that SuperMan is not real right, lolol?

So an imaginary "entity" now has an imaginary "sexual preference"???

Have all the REAL world problems been solved so we can focus on the zero world problems, lololol?

Sincerely,
Theis
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You dont think this is intertwined with real world issues?

Consider how we got to where we are. Are the issues around us political or moral?

This is just another pinhole in the boat.
 
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THEIS said:
Hi,

You all do know that SuperMan is not real right, lolol?

So an imaginary "entity" now has an imaginary "sexual preference"???

Have all the REAL world problems been solved so we can focus on the zero world problems, lololol?

Sincerely,
Theis
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They had to creat a role for that jenner thingy to fill.
 
#31
THEIS said:
Hi,

You all do know that SuperMan is not real right, lolol?

So an imaginary "entity" now has an imaginary "sexual preference"???

Have all the REAL world problems been solved so we can focus on the zero world problems, lololol?

Sincerely,
Theis
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Bear with me here. I just want to put you through this little exercise. (finishes drawing) Okay, now see this? This is a four-way road, okay? And dead in the center, is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now at the end of each of the streets, are four people, okay? You following? Up here, we got a male-affectionate, easy-to-get-along-with, no political agenda lesbian. Okay? Now down here, we have a man-hating, angry-as-fuck, agenda-of-rage, bitter dyke. To this side, we got Santa Claus, right? And over to this side - the Easter Bunny. Which one's going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?... I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an S.A.T. question. Which one's going to get to the hundred dollar bill first - the male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky: Good. Why?... BECAUSE THESE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION!
 
#33
Next thing you know Batman will have a younger man hanging out with him at his house. I imagine in today's world it'd have to be a name that could either be male or female (supposing there are just two sexes that is). A name like Pat or something like that would likely be the other person's name.
 
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