I admittedly have yellow fever, but I would get this chick pregnant

TheGerman

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    I think if the two of us ever got together, we'd either:

    A. Start WW3

    B. Corner the market on poors and muppets

    C. Get drunk before noon and start a brawl at a local Walmart

    D. Steal a lot of other peoples' kids' candy

    E. End up killing each other during sex

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    Boebert faces heavy criticism after Gosar floor speech

    Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) is facing a wave of backlash following a fiery floor speech she made Wednesday in defense of Rep. Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.) before he was censured by the House for pos…
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    I think the only thing I'd really need to talk to her about (which is what probably starts the Walmart brawl) is that she needs to stop wearing a fucking thigh holster CCW thing.


    Also, here's a picture of her flipping off all of the poors.

    iu
     
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    TheGerman said:
    I think if the two of us ever got together, we'd either:

    A. Start WW3

    B. Corner the market on poors and muppets

    C. Get drunk before noon and start a brawl at a local Walmart

    D. Steal a lot of other peoples' kids' candy

    E. End up killing each other during sex

    thehill.com

    Boebert faces heavy criticism after Gosar floor speech

    Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) is facing a wave of backlash following a fiery floor speech she made Wednesday in defense of Rep. Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.) before he was censured by the House for pos…
    thehill.com thehill.com

    I think the only thing I'd really need to talk to her about (which is what probably starts the Walmart brawl) is that she needs to stop wearing a fucking thigh holster CCW thing.


    Also, here's a picture of her flipping off all of the poors.

    iu
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    Me too, Id hammer her to oblivion and then keep going!
     
    #15
    TexPatriot said:
    Thats my future wife you're talking about, Fritz.
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    Back off gramps. Stick to the nasty patchouli hippy chicks of Austin and let us CO boys have a win with a classy conservative babe.
    They are pretty rare here.

    MtnCreek said:
    Didn't Co redistricting screw her?
    @powdahound76 ?
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    They are sure trying.
    Im not aure they will win that one though.

    Our Sec of State is a Democrat thug and using the FBI to intimidate folks who question election results.
     
    #17
    For the record.
    I would enjoy a walk along the river near Rifle and holding hands with Lauren Boebert.


    And agree with @TheGerman - we gotta do something about her holster choices.
    I will contact my preferred leather holster maker about a custom job.
    To match the black boots she should wear with dresses all the time……
     
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    powdahound76 said:
    For the record.
    I would enjoy a walk along the river near Rifle and holding hands with Lauren Boebert.


    And agree with @TheGerman - we gotta do something about her holster choices.
    I will contact my preferred leather holster maker about a custom job.
    To match the black boots she should wear with dresses all the time……
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    I drive to Rifle once a month, I’ll let her know how you kids feel about her when I’m in the hot tub with her.
     
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    Stopped into her restaurant for some coffee and a to get my kid a shirt last spring headed put to UT to throw dirt clods from the construction in the lot behind TheGerman into his nice backyard.


    My kid loves that shirt!!

    She says “It has an American flag and a Bible verse on it, its perfect”.

    Then wears it to public school. 😍
     
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    The D said:
    Don’t you just get magically teleported to a walmart when this scenario materializes? I think that’s like a law of physics or something
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    I have a button on my desk labeled 'Drunk at Walmart' that I just press.

    It's right between the button that summons a poor to clean the pool, and the one that summons my wife to randomly appear to just pull her shirt down so I can see her boobs, and then go back to cooking, or saving lives or whatever the fuck she was doing.
     
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    TheGerman said:
    I have a button on my desk labeled 'Drunk at Walmart' that I just press.

    It's right between the button that summons a poor to clean the pool, and the one that summons my wife to randomly appear to just pull her shirt down so I can see her boobs, and then go back to cooking, or saving lives or whatever the fuck she was doing.
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    Those sound like handy buttons to have. Does the button that makes your wife appear have a lingerie upgrade? I’d definitely look into that
     
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