Dozens of camels barred from Saudi beauty contest

Conaso · Dec 9, 2021

I'm at a loss for words... who knew.

Dozens of camels barred from Saudi beauty contest over Botox, touch-ups

Botox injections, face lifts and other cosmetic alterations to make the camels more attractive are strictly prohibited.

www.nbcnews.com

J-Ham · Dec 9, 2021

There's so many jokes I want to make... But somehow none of them seem to do this story justice.

We live in clown world...

BLKWLFK9 · Dec 9, 2021

I've always been able to appreciate properly groomed camels feet. Especially the toes.

J-Ham · Dec 9, 2021

Ok that was good...

Conaso · Dec 9, 2021

I wonder what the bathing suit competition is like?

I bet the slut in the beige bikini is sleeping with one of the judges.

Docsherm · Dec 9, 2021

WOW........ Just WOW............

hlee · Dec 9, 2021

Conaso said:
I wonder what the bathing suit competition is like?

I bet the slut in the beige bikini is sleeping with one of the judges.

Of course she is. That is one of the competitions...

J-Ham · Dec 9, 2021

It's rare that a news story can silence The Pit... That's sayin' something!

hlee · Dec 9, 2021

J-Ham said:
It's rare that a news story can silence The Pit... That's sayin' something!

Still pretty early across much of the US. Give them some time to brew a cup of coffee and finish the crossword...

J-Ham · Dec 9, 2021

Fair enough.

Dead Eye Dick · Dec 9, 2021

Having been in the horse training/showing business, I can attest, there is no limit that humans will go to do things to their animals to make them win.

TXAZ · Dec 9, 2021

Lived there.
Yea, the camels are better looking than the women.

Conaso · Dec 9, 2021

Do they shave the arm... I mean leg pits? Asking for a friend.

jinxx4ever · Dec 9, 2021

Wiillk said:
Having been in the horse training/showing business, I can attest, there is no limit that humans will go to do things to their animals to make them win.

same here, and a lot was inhumane

seanh · Dec 9, 2021

We have dog shows, they have camel shows... Ever see the freaks of a dog show?
That reminds me, there's a movie called "best and show"... Do you want a good laugh, watch it

HeavyAssault · Dec 9, 2021

So if you pound camel toes, doggy style while making animal sounds should it be a sprint or marathon??

hlee · Dec 9, 2021

HeavyAssault said:
So if you pound camel toes, doggy style while making animal sounds should it be a sprint or marathon??

Is it your camel? If so, dealer’s choice. If not, sprint…

winniedonkey · Dec 9, 2021

Allah is so proud of his people.

Someone will obviously be protesting this tyranny with a one time homemade vest.

CSGambill · Dec 9, 2021

I'd bet it's a bitch to get them into a swim suit.

hlee · Dec 9, 2021

CSGambill said:
I'd bet it's a bitch to get them into a swim suit.

Just like the American beauty contests, the judges are looking to get them OUT of the swim suits...

seanh · Dec 9, 2021

CSGambill said:
I'd bet it's a bitch to get them into a swim suit.

Na, They're pretty easy to train. Those camels have been groomed early on to be lipstick camels.

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