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  1. Alphatreedog

    Sub machine guns flash bangs and zip ties for 6 year old

    I get it and you have a right to you're opinion but I ain't budgin on the lawn darts 😆 .
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    Sub machine guns flash bangs and zip ties for 6 year old

    Fuck !!!!! I thought this was a recommendation for age appropriate gifts . Lawn Darts are still good though , right ?
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    Didn't stick the landing...

    Velly velly fast coming in . Rook rike dey dlag lacing . Stop da prane !!! Stop da prane !!!
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    Didn't stick the landing...

    Wot Ti Phuc .
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    Maggie’s Hunting Bigfoot for Christmas...

    Squatch Lives Matter ✊ . Have any of you actually seen a million dollars ? No . But it still exists . Why the hate on Squatch . How bout Florida Black Pumas . Normal womenz . An Eagle in weed hockey . An honest politician . Hell half ya fat SOBs haven't seen yer dicks in 20 years cuz yer fat ...
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    Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas
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    Merry Christmas!

    Merry Christmas .
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    Trump To Rename Death Valley

    Trump is trollin the commie fucktards .
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    Buying Greenland???

    The island Kingdom of Covfete if you will .
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    Rifle for home defense. What Caliber?

    Best chicken sandwich. Who has better brawls ? Popeyes or Waffle House ?
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    Rifle for home defense. What Caliber?

    An I wanna rifle fer home defense .
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    Trump can fire anybody he wants, thanks to Sean Spicer.

    Won't stop the endless lawsuits and Douche Nozzle District Court from passing injunctions . I'll bet that they are some of the filing that have already been made since Trump's win .
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    Ugly Outfit Contest

    Muh Birfday Suit is perty fuggly .
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    One of the greats has crossed the Bridge to Valhalla

    I guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin glue . RIP Sir . Thanks for the laughs .
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    They are some nasty mfkr's. Naa stee.

    No refunds .
  16. Alphatreedog

    President Trumps Cabinet

    Tucker Carlson for Press Secretary .