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  1. BAT_Boy

    Maggie’s Morning Sex

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought...
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    Maggie’s Oldie but Goodie

    <span style="font-weight: bold">Rodeo Position</span> Two guys in a bar are discussing "positions" so one tells the other, "Well my favorite is the rodeo!" The other says, "What's the rodeo?" "Well, first you get your wife down and start to do her doggy style, then when you're halfway done...
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    16th Anniversity

    Re: 16th Anniversity Hope you are enjoying your hard-earned retirement, Kraig.
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    Maggie’s Duct Tape

    Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says...
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    Maggie’s Wabbit

    A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white...
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    Rifle Scopes Leupold...My Apology and Challenge ***Updated***

    Re: Leupold...My Apology and Challenge Amen, 3PER. Thanks, guys.
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    Rifle Scopes Leupold...My Apology and Challenge ***Updated***

    Re: Leupold...My Apology and Challenge Update: I received the MK4 back from Premier Reticle today. Chris, good as his word, returned the scope to "as new" condition. It is once again an M1, 16X scope with Mildot reticle. This was done at no charge to me although I did offer to pay. Chris, I...
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    butler creek caps POS!!!!! any suggestions?

    Re: butler creek caps POS!!!!! any suggestions? Where did Oily go?
  9. BAT_Boy

    Why suddenly all the hate for Sara Lee?

    Re: Why suddenly all the hate for Sara Lee? Because the crust is canted on their cheese cakes.
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    Bob Howard Medal of Honor recipient dies at 70

    Re: Bob Howard Medal of Honor winner dies at 70 Damn, Goldie. Thanks for posting that. We don't honor our troops nearly enough.
  11. BAT_Boy

    butler creek caps POS!!!!! any suggestions?

    Re: butler creek caps POS!!!!! any suggestions? Have you bought any lately? I've used them for 15+ years with no problems, but I just returned 8 of 10 ordered for my NF and S&B scopes. The objective caps would not stay closed. In fact the one for the S&B sprang open as soon as I opened the...
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    Maggie’s Dave the Hen

    DAVE THE HEN Dave came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke, he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed. 'Who the hell are...
  13. BAT_Boy

    Rifle Scopes Leupold...My Apology and Challenge ***Updated***

    Re: Leupold...My Apology and Challenge I've been respectful of Dick Thomas, because he was a pioneer and contributed much to our military guys. I've no doubt that, were he still with us, the scope would have been made right. <span style="font-weight: bold">Edited: In fact, I just received a...
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    Rifle Scopes Leupold...My Apology and Challenge ***Updated***

    I had previously posted of my disgust with Leupold for refusing to service my Premier modified Mark 4 rifle scope. I stated that I would smash this scope, upon its return from Leupold to display my contempt with Leupold. Men whom I respect, with cooler heads and more inside industry knowledge...
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    Rifle Scopes Totally disgusted with Leupold

    Re: Totally disgusted with Leupold brand692, you nailed it with <span style="font-weight: bold">QC</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold">CS</span>. I would add another: <span style="font-weight: bold">Commitment</span>. On another board, one member (Thud) called my earlier post "whiney"...
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    Rifle Scopes Totally disgusted with Leupold

    Re: Totally disgusted with Leupold Out of respect for Terry Cross, my previous post has been moved to a new thread. The power boost issue with Leupold and Premier does not belong here. http://www.snipershide.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=1611609&#Post1611609 I do stand firmly...
  17. BAT_Boy

    UFC 107 - Penn beatdown on Sanchez

    Re: UFC 107 - Penn beatdown on Sanchez Imagine how Diego would have looked had he not worn his "Warrior Face!" He is a tough kid but not in the same league as BJ.
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    Trigger for my 700.

    Re: Trigger for my 700. brand692, the Huber's are addictive. I just ordered my third from this Group Buy. I sold 3 Jewell HVRs and a Shilen to purchase the last two. Two months ago, I had never heard of John Huber and his trigger, but I danged well know his trigger now. I still like my...
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    Feedback Good Guy List

    Re: Good Guy List Tuna921 is GTG.