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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    There's a rule in hi-perf engine building. If you drop a valve spring, from any height, throw it out.
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    Fuck me school shooting in Texas

    Lots of stuff here that makes no sense. Other than the idiosyncrasies you folks have already brought up, I saw news footage of a large vehicle that showed up during the crisis that was labelled "Mass casualty ambulance". Anybody know about such a thing; and how it happened to be in BFE Texas at...
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Went to Grand Cayman Island, they drive on the left side. The locals seem to understand that if you turn your windshield wipers on when it's not raining, your gonna make a left turn.
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    PortaJohn

    People with trans children are just like owners of vegan cats; everybody knows who's calling the shots.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Went for that entry level job at the Cannibal Soup Company I see.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Kinda like marriage; Ya just learn to live with it.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Play ring toss!
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Steven Wright joke: My mother couldn't breast feed me as a child, so my grandmother did. I always look for milk that's expired.
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    PortaJohn

    I heard that the guy who owned 5 downtown Seattle McDonalds closed them.
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    PortaJohn

    During the SOTU address, I couldn't take my eyes off of Nancy. I kept thinking "how could the richest member of congress not be able to afford dentures that fit"? I have since learned that it is more likely that she suffers from tardive dyskinesia. Which raises a more serious problem. You get TD...
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Mine was the one at Victoria's Secret. All bras half off.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Thanks for showing that to me. there's no way in hell I can "like" it.
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    PortaJohn

    Executive order 6102. Treasury dept. takes precedence in any crime relating to currency. Secret Service formed to eliminate counterfeiting. You mess with Big Gov's money, you get the horns. Try to buy groceries with a cold wallet.
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    PortaJohn

    Guy lights two cigarettes. If I'd known you were a virgin, I'd have taken more time. Woman takes a long drag. If I'd known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose.
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    PortaJohn

    I should probably explain myself better. There's an old proverb that goes "if there's trouble, I hope it happens in my time, so my children don't have to deal with it". Hopefully, our kids won't have to decide between cheap chicom shit, and domestically produced products that somebody took pride in.
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    PortaJohn

    So your kids won't.
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    PortaJohn

    Potato head introducing attorney general Merrick Garland: "General...". It is so damn obvious that this guy is playing checkers. We need to understand that at some point, the wolves come.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    The Coast Guard does not consider a rope around the ankle as a substitute for a life jacket (ask me how I know).
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    PortaJohn

    OK, I can't find this anywhere, and you guys are gonna blow so much smoke up my ass I'll look like beef jerky. What the hell is ASGH?
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Swear to God, somebody would still hit that.
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