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  1. armorpl8chikn

    PortaJohn

    Dude....i figured you were cranky. BTDT...this weekend. This friggin virus felt like i was drowning. Like a dick, i snapped at the wife, told her not to tpuch me. I get it
  2. armorpl8chikn

    PortaJohn

    Goddamn Mike. You too? Damn. It was a joke. Something we used to be able to do.
  3. armorpl8chikn

    PortaJohn

    Is that a chimpanzee?
  4. armorpl8chikn

    PortaJohn

    What the fuck is a "ninja sword"? Is it anything like a "sniper rifle"? Stupid cunts.
  5. armorpl8chikn

    PortaJohn

    ASGH Literally NO ONE cares. Heard about one of these places shot up or bummbed anymore? No one cares.
  6. armorpl8chikn

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    "Demarqeyun" Ah....created culture where an empty hole exists. Gotta love it.
  7. armorpl8chikn

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    So... I have been wrong all these years. I have always been quick to point out, that no human is worthless. I stand corrected.
  8. armorpl8chikn

    PortaJohn

    Hilarious.... You ain't the first asshole to point out, that Scotland is full of scots. Aren't you rag wearing, rape religion assholes already enjoying your own brand of jus primae noctis? Get The Fuck Out If you don't like white people.
  9. armorpl8chikn

    PortaJohn

    Yeah....real bad idea. Remembee the Duke Lacrosse team? Kavanaugh? But....being framed and falsely accused never happens...right? There is no such thing as lawfare, right? COuld never happen here, right? Happens every day, and continues to get worse. How bout we castrate everyone who the...
  10. armorpl8chikn

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    I just purchased 14 incubators. Theyll be here in August. And....by the way. If i buy an incubator, what makes you think hatching eggs are available? Did you know chicks are cheaper than eggs?
  11. armorpl8chikn

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Trufe Me putting anti-sieze on my cans:
  12. armorpl8chikn

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    You could throw a pound of butter at that sumbitch, and never grease a hair.
  13. armorpl8chikn

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Thanks Joe Biden! 5 month wait for my second choice chickens. And absolutely NONE of my first choice will be available this year...AT ALL! Good luch finding good breeds at TSC and Rural King this year. Better be johnny on the spot when the chicken truck arrives. Rules and stuff:
  14. armorpl8chikn

    Hold left edge and re-send it…oh wait!

    Psst.... Trailboss was shit. Thats why its gone. Fast burning pistol powder above Alliant 2400 is the answer to all subsonic conundrums. No it isn't position sensitive and detonation is a myth. PM if you want details.
  15. armorpl8chikn

    Hold left edge and re-send it…oh wait!

    You win internets for the day. Maybe it was the combo of genius thread title coupled with the subject matter....but i laughed till my eyes watered. Wife sitting here...."What is so funny?" Show her thread title, then the little article blurb... "You really aren't all there, are you?"
  16. armorpl8chikn

    PortaJohn

    Sorry...can't listen to this. "Yarr...right? Yarr...." Ya'll are? Fuckin damn. Worse than axe fo a amberlamps. Yeah i tawk funny too. But thank God for a racist black english teacher, in Northern Virginia, that hated my southern white ass. Its ok to talk your own language at home and among...
  17. armorpl8chikn

    PortaJohn

    Who is financing this fucking campaigning bullshit. Who is going to listen to this crusading flappy cunt?
  18. armorpl8chikn

    PortaJohn

    Boo fucking hoo. Some of us have been telling you this was coming. It's been a pain in the ass to draw actual cash from your account for at least 25 years. Are you listening now? They are robbing you blind by the minute, and have been since the Fed crashed the economy in 1929. You don't know...
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