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    Maggie’s Can you add to this?

    Re: Can you add to this? "your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries," and began to beat the Castro lookalike with a riot baton, which he had received non gratis from a friend at http://www,americansnipers.org while he had been serving in Afghanistan, and then...
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    Maggie’s Can you add to this?

    Re: Can you add to this? El Dona De Mobile," and some other Italian operetta gibberish in a wierd Jim Nabors sounding falsetto, which prompted 3 onlookers, Mr. and Mrs. Dole and some fat guy wearing an "I BEAT ANOREXIA" t-shirt, to start clapping, thinking they were witnessing something...
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    Maggie’s Can you add to this?

    Re: Can you add to this? two squirts and a followup dollop of orange marinade tasting cigarette or cigar ashe that had to have been kept in a special container lined with either aluminum foil or garlic & cloves because it tasted nothing like orange and he noticed he had green teeth when he...
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    Maggie’s Can you add to this?

    Re: Can you add to this? full of small holes since the M18 Claymore mine has a pound and half of plastic explosives with a gas expansion rate of 17,000 FPS and making it equal to the simultaneous blast of 70 double-barrel shotguns firing 00 buckshot, and when you daisy chain 6 together at the...
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    Maggie’s Can you add to this?

    Re: Can you add to this? wear a digital pattern or tiger stripe camouflaged chastity belt if you are between the ages or 16 and 84 and dating or married to anyone but a senator or congressman -laws not applying to those in power- except for the state of West Virginia where any and all...
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    Maggie’s Can you add to this?

    Re: Can you add to this? and then transformed into this fat kid doing a very wierd dance http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373 that would, in a very short while -say 1 week, 7 days, 19 hours, 42 minutes and 35 seconds,- take the entire world, by way of the internet, by storm...
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    Maggie’s Can you add to this?

    Re: Can you add to this? A small Coleman camp fire stove, which she had lit with one of those all-weather firestarter kits that one can find on the shelf next to canned Spam and spray on mosquito repellant, with fresh scent, in almost any Walmart or survival store, especially in the Midwest...
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