I am at my in-laws for Christmas, and to start things off at dinner the phone rings, its my wife's estranged grandfather who hooked back up with grandma after more than 30 years. So after they hang up the phone, my dumb bitch sister in-law who does nothing but talk shit about other people and lies about telling them off, starts running her mouth, my wife chimes in about how things are awkward, my mother in-law doesn't say anything because we all know how she feels about her dad. But for some reason my sister in-law wont for the life of me shut the fuck up! Finally my father in-law can't take it and tries to make it a positive that he called, saying things like look at the glass half full instead of empty yada yada yada you get the point. Well that pissed mom off she gets up and leaves while sister in-law is still runnin' her cock washer, my wife takes a hint and locks it up, and everyone else is pissed off, at this point I am thinking fuck I hate family get togethers. Then we get a call from the neighbors who are out of town, asking us to meet the cops at their house as they are out of town, because their house alarm went off. So my father in-law and I saddle up and drive down the road (it's a small mountain neighborhood) and find one of the other neighbors holding the fuckin' burglar at gun point UP A TREE! Freakin' funny, I usually enjoy visits up here but as of right now I can't wait to get home.
End of rant.
End of rant.
